So he still gets to have fun, but Lance Stephenson isn't allowed to?

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Wow, I don't know why Google Translate butchered that so badly, but the real translation is slightly less odd-sounding.

This. So much this.

They did blow it. But that doesn't really excuse a bad review which just hurt them more. They deserved the chance to win or lose on the merits of their own play, and that sort of got taken away from them with this call.

The first and/or last one.

Considering his previous suspension was for codeine, I think it's pretty obvious that this isn't really part of any kind of Big Pharma conspiracy.

Johnny 22th.

Is it wrong that I mentally pronounced 2rd as "turd"?

Bill O'Reilly is going to have a field day. Or an aneurysm.

Why are you presupposing that it would or should be something else related to Native Americans? It would make a lot more sense to just pick something completely unrelated to totally get away from the issue. Capitols and Nationals are taken, but there are other similar names that could work, like Senators or Presidents…

Reminds me of the Pied Piper mural from "Silicon Valley". Also, what the hell happened to subtlety?

Didn't Ron Jeremy star in "Gilmore's Groin"?

You know that groin ≠ penis, right?

If women can get back problems from overly-large breaststroke, why can't men attribute their back pain to a similar too-big-up-front issue?

Sure, but I explicitly quoted the end of your first sentence.

I don't know why you thought I was talking about city comparison part of your comment. I was talking about pretty much every other top European club winning trophies almost every season and getting pretty far in the CL, while Liverpool is still a top club but has had a dearth of success lately.

And the EPL. Chelsea won 10 matches against the rest of the top 8, and lost just one. It's mind-boggling. And yet there's somehow still hope if City takes at most 1 point and Liverpool loses. Long shot by a mile, but if it happens Mourinho will be laughing his ass off.

Pretty sure you can use "and the other is Livepool" with pretty much every top European club.

So they're going to bolt those down a little better before June, right?