It doesn’t matter. None-none of this matters.

TONIGHT

I will watch this simply for more Carl, one of the best characters ever put forth on television.

That “hot dog/igloo” transformation thing Meatwad does still brings a smile to my face after all these years.

Yeah umm here’s the actual uhh trailer, you know in case anyone here clicked the link expecting it (crazy, I know)...

“High value males” is perfect incel language. So is the idea that older women are “jealous” of younger women, when most of us have realized we’re much happier without your weird gender ideas. 

DWEEB

A basic Google search puts Kylie’s age at around 25. Keep grasping at straws, dweeb. 

I’m pretty sure this is just Jordan Peterson drunk and commenting.

Like clockwork, here comes the evo psych incel. Evolutionary psychology is astrology for straight men. If astrology advocated for misogyny, racism and eugenics.

Oh look. You showed up. There it is!

This deserves more stars. Most 20-something-year-olds truly *believe* they are mature for their age. I sure did.

It’s all about life experience and your brain to literally stop forming.

Underrated comment. Sadly, it’s been part of a patriarchal culture/society for insecure men using their power/wealth/prestige to lure younger women to their iron grip and mold them to be their ideal wife for a very, very long time. Younger women don’t know themselves yet(puberty lasts throughout your mid/late 20s…

“tHey’Re LeGAL ADDULTS!”

Because those folks are dumbasses.

I admit I think that R and D are pretty much the Coke and Diet-Coke version of conservative politics, but it’s very easy to see how much worse the R’s are and how little they give a shit about other people who aren’t themselves.  D’s at least try to give a shit.

I was going to flag this comment as a truly evil TOS violation... but I decided to check out your Kinja profile. It looks like you have left literally dozens of vile comments across Jezebel blogs just this morning. You signed on at 9:00am and have been nonstop shitposting. I didn’t want to dredge through your archives…

Why don't you go back to 4chan you repulsive twat.

Get fucked, you festering pustule on humanity's arse.  

If he’s going to lose, he might as well do it as the shittiest possible version of himself.