Google it, you stupid asshole. 

That’s bc humor is subjective, you stupid asshole.

I love Katrina and her odd pronunciations. Dean MARdin.

Maybe if you clutch your pearls hard enough you’ll choke. 

Make this make sense  

Nope

Settle down. He’s not supposed to be mentally handicap. Just a dude who wants to be a pirate.

Boop

Boop

Join it. 

I’m sure she’s devastated. 

LMAO like you ever had a chance.

Did you miss the part where people stepped in the give him aid and separate him from his attacker?

Yes show your displeasure by clicking and commenting. That’ll show em.

Shhhh my little one. Time to stop crying and start your nap.

Aw the baby’s sleepy. 

JFC he’s not asking for your sympathy. 

Yeah we need more shows about fat white assholes with hot wives. Chuds like you need something to aspire to.

And?

Yeah but Matt’s getting paid to write this shit while our dumb asses are reading it for free.