Perhaps what Linden and Holder need is a little help from the FBI:

Don't you have a bingo game to get to?

It's not much of a free market when most people only have one provider to choose from.

The beatings will continue until morale improves!

I think it's telling that King's best regarded works tend to be his earlier ones, when he was still under the thumb of editors who could excise the kind of pointless fluff that Zack describes here.

Yes, but the gyrations I'm talking about happened BEFORE his arrest.

I still hold out some hope that the killer will turn out to be Linden, who is suffering from multiple personality disorder and doesn't know she is the killer.

I'm starting to feel like I'm watching the second coming of Lost here.

The depiction of politics on this show is really batshit insane. Let me count the ways: