On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

I would just die a million happy deaths if I had your hair. Like for reals.

I'm so glad you came here to elaborate and clarify your side of the story, because now that you've done so we can all rest easy knowing that you're a shitty crybaby asshole instead of just speculating that you are. Thanks for the peace of mind.

Even if you fully felt justified in your anger at the author of this piece, YOUR language is so bloody offensive and entitled, I don't possibly see how you walk through the world without people calling you out on it. lol

I KNEW YOU WRETCH OF A HUMAN WOULD COME SCREECHING IN HERE

You've got to be a special kind of scumbag to mess with someone's livelihood over a seating preference.

Sometimes I feel that people like this go into a place LOOKING to make a federal case out of some small slight. All that agita over a seating arrangement and on top of it they had a $50 Groupon. They weren't going to be good customers anyway. The repugnant and repeated use of "retarded" as an insult makes me think…

I am a professional writer, and there is no way I could stand to write for Gawker if every time I posted an article I'd have to get shitshow about errors. Sometimes they creep in. I have two editors look at everything I write, and an occasional dropped letter will still make its way through. Just fix it and move on.…

JWP. (Jesus would puke).

My husband is unemployed, and I am at my wits end. MY HOUSE SHOULD BE FUCKING SPOTLESS. He does nothing. Oh and we are separated but still co-cohabiting because he is unemployed and we don't have extra money for him to move out. FML.

That's not depressing. That's being a decent human being and a good daughter/son.

The irony of Phyllis Schlafly is that her life is actually a great feminist example. She's had a rich and varied career, doing basically what she wanted when she wanted, while still raising a family and building a media empire. It's enough to make you wonder if she's really trolling the right wing...like, when she…

The Conservative media will never be happy. Obama could give everyone in America a puppy and they'd say it was an act of aggression because some people are allergic.

I'm glad they are going to start using a safety seat for Ivy. Frankly, I'm really surprised they didn't do this already, as she probably uses a car seat in their car, right? How do you have a child with special physical needs and not look really closely into solutions for safety in special situations (like flying,…

I've had many of these conversations over the past several months. And I've been trying to sharpen my perspective on this problem, the problem of the "how do I help," question. I offer these comments with compassion and great respect for your commitment to children and families:

Just help. Just do what your…

Sad thought: I have moved so much in my 20s that I honestly feel like I have no "real" friends anymore. My best friend lives in CA, and any very good friends I made in my late teens/early 20s all live half a country away as well. I just moved at age 30 to a new place after living somewhere for 6, left a very close…

amen amen amen amen, you need to stay chill if someone is shooting at you. IF SOMEONE YELLING AT YOU ENRAGES YOU ENOUGH TO KILL YOU ARE NOT FIT FOR THE JOB OF A POLICE OFFICER. nor are you fit for the following

• Birth control

This is kind of what I was thinking. If this lady thinks POTUS and FLOTUS are bad role models, how fucked is the average black kid in her eyes?