Wait till you hear her music.

Remember when ‘First Take’ was called ‘Cold Pizza’?

That was Cold Pizza, of which First Take was just one segment. The fat guy was The Schwab, who is probably the least despicable person to ever work at ESPN.

Hi. I'm the First Take audience. I watch FT the same way my girlfriend watches The Real Houswives of Whatever; it makes me mad to see, but it also reinforces my belief in the quality of MY TAKES.

I only know one person who watches this show and he’s a fucking moron.

Was this real? I feel like it might have been real but I’m not sure any more.

Honestly, I stopped watching ESPN years ago, and now go right to MLB, NFL, NBA Network(s) for my highlights. ESPN's instance on Disney level puff piece bullshit is getting O-L-D.

Hey now take it easy there bub...fingernails on a chalkboard isn’t THAT bad.

Car dealership waiting rooms.

Pretty clearly Fox, all of the worst sports people have gone there. ESPN’s stable of awful people is running pretty bare. Although somehow Fox also has Katie Nolan, who is not terrible. She may be the only non-terrible Fox personality though.

I think it was called Cold Pizza back then. [Dana Jacobsens career weeps]

Who is the audience for these clowns? I’ve never understood the appeal. My only regret is that Bayless isn’t taking Screamin’ A with him. They are both like fingernails on a chalkboard.

Hey dipshit,

It's not surprising that a guy who has two glaring typos in fewer than 200 words can empathize with the fired reporter.

Well, yes, what you just said is insane.

This is perfect. The sense of entitlement with some sportswriters out there is un-fucking-believable. They act as if sport would cease to exist without them. Last time I checked Lebron wasn’t able to dunk a basketball because some asshole wrote an article about it.

Did you see Brett Cyrgalis respond with the stock “Hey, I do my job, you didn’t!”?

I love this so much. Every sportswriter in America should have to read this. If you put this on a t-shirt I will pay $24.99 plus shipping and handling for it. Size large.

It strikes me as really important to remember that sportswriters fundamentally are entertainers deriving their usefulness off the work of other entertainers. An elite athlete’s job is much harder to be good at than theirs (hence the pay gap). Athletes are also held to a more objective standard than writers are.…

Fuck you in the gif is at different fan. Westbrook is at the scorer’s table when that incident occurred.