What are you talking about? He played it perfectly, and ran the clock all the way down so that they couldn’t even foul him to extend the game. Literally all Marshall had to do was catch the ball and stand still. The last thing on his mind should be “I probably shouldn’t dribble away from my basket, lest my dumbass…

First of all (and least importantly), it’s wrong because of course there is “political gain” from the “most pivotal news event of your lifetime.” I can’t even believe that you would reduce 3,000 people dying to a “news event,” but looking past that, you can look at any major event in American history and say that the…

Yeah, I’m sure that was off the top of your head. What a clown.

Your first paragraph was pretty dumb and you seem to be digging deeper in that regard, but I wholeheartedly agree that Pat Tillman was an absolute badass and Peter King is a little shitheaded pussy. Let’s just leave it at that.

There are about 8 different clues in this 32 second video that this was not a Pirate home run.

So, one.

Oh, I get it now. You guys enjoyed the joint party because you’re losers and don’t have any friends.

Chances are he does, considering he threw one 8 months ago without Ross behind the plate.

The only feasible benefit I can possibly see in any of this is that it increases the chances of your groomsmen hooking up with the bridesmaids.

We’re crediting catchers with no-hitters now?

Divide and conquer; you’re fitting right into the plan.

There’s a difference between hating a candidate and hating anyone who supports a candidate, even people who you liked before learning their political preferences.

You can see the guy screaming at the poor sap in this photo (bottom left). If you could track down fair ball Frankie I’m sure you can track down this doucher as well. I’d like to hear his side of the story.

You dosed it?

Yeah well those guys are fucking faggots.

I read the first couple and realized you’re all a bunch of Melvin’s and that I’m kind of a Melvin for even reading a bunch of Melvin’s stories about the first time they smoked.

You talking about this?

Has a team ever given up this many RBIs to a starting pitcher this early in the season? I’m sure you guys at Deadspin have the resources to look this up.

Both insane and depressing how much hate politics breed.

Except that sounds fucking stupid and no one would ever use it or care if someone else called them it.