It would be horrible if someone were to publish an Amazon purchase history for one Natasha Vargas-Cooper.

Well you know. Women sniping on women is cool, because Jezebel isn’t a feminist website, or some bullshit.

Turns out that various men all over the world are fucking assholes in dire need of a swift kick in the sack.

But not too above the commonfolk that he can’t get embroiled in a good comedy in-fight!

Considering that his show is written by a bunch of other people and he’s just a talking head with a funny way of talking, I think he could’ve sat down and let the rabblers rabble.

This is awesome! Got me pumped for another Monday as a woman in tech. It’s no running a marathon, but damn if it isn’t inspiring for women stuck in boys’ clubs.

Ah yes. Love in the 21st, where immediately after we have a major life experience, we grab the camera for a kiss selfie #omg

I guess that if her body wasn’t particularly friendly toward carrying children, you wouldn’t know her as someone who has a lot of closely-spaced kids.

I am a grown-ass woman (with no kids) and I had no idea you were supposed to space out births by a minimum amount of time. I thought it was okay to get knocked up again as soon as you were healed and feeling better enough for sex. Why wouldn’t that be the case? You would think nature had this thing on lock by now.

It made me feel very very frigid.

I think I barfed in my mouth a little. Basically, anywhere there are guys, there are guys that are attractive, and there are guys that are attractive that want to have sex with random women.

Cool, state sanctioned rape is always constructive and good

Broad City, and if you don’t know about it yet, you are in for A Treat.

Can we all come to your wedding?

some obscure reasons like green card or taxes.

“I have diarrhea. It’s really hard to have to squirt poop everywhere.”

Well, true, but that's only really helpful if I get an American income in a cheaper place to live.

That is an amazing expression

Rich people. sheesh

/r/abrathatfits. Buy a tape measure. DIY, and you don't have to get the hard sell from some high-end lingerie retailer. Signed, a woman who thought she was a DD but was actually an H. Also, remember UK and US sizes are different, so use a chart to convert when shopping.

/r/abrathatfits. Buy a tape measure. DIY, and you don't have to get the hard sell from some high-end lingerie…