When you live in a desert climate you gotta do something to get the Dust-off.

This is what happens when you start talking about payment and increased accommodations for players. NMSU had to make job offers based on a budget that included bigger benefits for players, and as a result they weren't even paying enough for coaches to buy actual drugs.

Huh, "huffing" — characterized by disorientation, lack of awareness, and apparent seizures — must be one of those regional terms that changes based on where you are.

Actual picture of the incident.

While it takes balls to turn an ad campaign into an article, only a true savant of that which is ballsiest would turn an article into an ad campaign.

@darrenrovell: Lots of kids potted up on weed and acting like buffoons.

I POSTED MY RESPONSE BECAUSE I FOUND IT FUNNY, FACE

Wii here

I need to watch more MLS.

Football Fan: I hate that evil little shit Johnny Manziel want him dead on the field!

Thug

"Johnny Manziel texts coach 'come get me'."

Yao may as well pay up now. His court history is disappointing.

Darren Rovell thinks Stephen A. Smith's son is ready for the sex argument.

Isn't it clear that XRayVision knows everything there is to know about being an insufferable douche?

Chris Broussard was reportedly upset about wasting his seed without procreating, as the Father intended.

Yo, #4, what are you even..??? You gotta punch him in the dick.

God hates delays

We all thought: This is a great, emotional, historic moment. Let it go.

Put on the "Audio Transcribing" CC feature on Youtube while watching this. You will not regret it.