Riley Cooper, whatever your opinion of him, he's a man of his word.

Man City vs Chelsea? I guess it's not mid-table Bundesliga or NASCAR and therefore not hipster enough for conscientious NFL objectors

Anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional? Really? He gambles that the punter, as most do, will keep his momentum forward and go low. He hurdles early anticipating the dive, and the punter freezes, stops his momentum and falls back into a squat position. There is nowhere else his foot could've gone by the time he's…

Having just come from Akihabara, and being a customer of VGNY and 8 Bit and Up in Lower Manhtattan, I can tell you that's wise.

Cue enormous boner jam:

"The Real America is with you!" Let's define Real America:

This is a professional driver who has been racing his entire life, gets paid big money to watch the road, and make split second decisions based on what he sees. Are you really suggesting Stewart couldn't see this kid directly in front of him in, literally in the middle of the road waving at him for the entire time he…

I thought it was going to be some kind of significant finding in the ongoing head injury studies, then I remembered this is the NFL.

See every lineman in the NFL for examples. Fat ripped guys is something we do so well in America

Kobe Fat.

Inside the mind of a Dwyane Wade: *Brrrrrrrryooop* [............................................]

You're a poor man's version of a person.

Particularly good would be like Origi good. Lukaku good. You get my point, guys that fill virtually the same role but do it at a world-class level, not just a "well at least we have a guy who does that" level.

How is this ***** dunking with a broken fuckin leg? DOLL. He put the team on his back doo.

Hmm... so basically the countries from which we siphon our most precious natural resources: drugs and oil.

I've always had trouble defining the sideboob and pits as part of the hand. Does FIFA teach anatomy?

Please, please, please Sean give us something about how Sulley Muntari decided to play the last 10 minutes of the game with his big, fat ass hanging out. I need this article.

So did you see a film, a movie, a flick, a picture, a photoplay, a motion picture or a silver screen over the weekend? Think hard, the distinction is very important.

God bless the '94 US team and their Stars and Stripes, may they live forever.

Yeah, I almost cried when a kid showed me his portable whatever. NES original is the truth