Just now they were in the studio for halftime asking who might be able to step up and fill in a crucial injury to the U.S. side. No joke, they cut to the saddest looking Landon Donovan I've ever seen. Probably not the best play ESPN

Lol nah I know that's the goofy part about this I just thought the way you said it was funny. Like let 'me' specifically know like you were schemin'

Haha, like let you know so you can pop up and rob them?

The most interesting situation this has lead to is the Boateng brothers, with Jerome choosing to represent Germany and Prince for Ghana

Germany also has two stars of the future in Özil and Ilkay Gündogan, both Turkish.

(Marcello, who has Spanish citizenship) Damn. Poor dude, just never gets a break.

+1000 Kuroko's

Actually, I love soccer and I grew up a very serious basketball and (American) football player too. I travel quite often for work and have found myself watching multiple sports in almost every part of the world. It's funny, because while card-baiting flops are undeniable, the rest of the world, when spotting a flop in…

You're totally right. I'm assuming that you're American and don't follow soccer all too much (maybe I'm wrong) but that kind of reaction to any type of contact or brush-up is sadly commonplace. My mother freaked out the first time she actually watched a game and would hold her breath every few minutes when someone…

As a Barça fan/longtime La Liga watcher, I attest to Greg's feelings about Pepe. You may think the article exagerrates the scumbaggery. It does not. You may wish for Pepe's camp to at least inspire some kind of reason/values in this man. It does not. You may reach through the bland, non-descript flakes of cereal for…

The thing is, you could feel every bit of the domination watching those Finals. Like without having any stats or quantifying it in any way, you knew you were seeing something incredible that had never happened. Four missed free throws away from a perfect series

Pepe's dumb ass getting suspended doesn't hurt. Doesn't hurt at all *cautious smirk*

If Shaq or Dwight were allowed to designate a specialist to shoot their free throws after they're fouled that would be kinda fucked. And given the massive importance of one goal....

Agree.

See my more recent post, I try to explain why I'm bitter. But yeah, for the most part.

I don't know for sure. The Germans look really disciplined and together out there, Portugal has looked more like a squad of indivduals and prone to mistakes. Especially if Ronaldo decides to be an over-emotional diva I think Germany is the stronger team, if not by skill then by mental sharpness.

The best outcome? Some soccer-terrorist meteor would wipe out Brazil #murika #nationalreview

I'm not even really making an argument on the content of his music and whether it's right or not. A guess a crucial detail I left out of the previous post is I started my career almost exclusively composing and DJing my own digital work, my fundamentals in composing has been mostly learned through electronic music and…

I feel like this topic deserves something from someone who IS a professional musician and knows the ins/outs of the modern industry so here goes. Without going into too many technical music terms I'll keep it square: these are not musicians. These are talentless, money grubbing attention-whores that whore themselves…

I am a professional musician of 22 years. I am trained in both jazz and classical styles. Fuck you, Deadspin. Just fuck you. I'm out.