Did he really Tom?
....Really?

Well done to credit Paul and Juice, although it's probably their goofy ghostwriter Computer, a 6'5 burly black dude who smokes blunts while in a cowboy hat and boots. I'm from Memphis originally, I know these guys.

I would hope so too, but ever since the speed and gamebreaking technical movements players (myself included) could reach in Melee, all signs point to Sakurai toning it down and creating a more "family-friendly" game. Nintendo unfortunately continues to be deaf to the community that actually spends time on and…

So... I happen to have close friends who are some of the most talented street artists in New York. You're the type of person who would snicker about somebody falling to their death or being hit by a train. With jumpers or any other classification of performance art or extreme sports, they not only contribute a hell of…

"So God told me He wanted me in there, so I drove my car through the front doors. God told me to, so I did it."

Please let's do a Knicks version: 9 3-point FGs from J.R. Smith and Melo, then all 26 wide-open, no defensive rotation layups from the team of your choice.

Actually, every professional-level player anywhere close to a national team has been playing this ball on a regular basis for months by the time the World Cup rolls around. It's not like they step onto the pitch and are confronted with some mystery-box item. We can all agree that would be absurd and much more exciting

I loved the ambulance because it taught you the difference in carnage between being injured in football and being hit by a fucking ambulance.

Phil's gone green. Dolan seems to yearly give increasingly less fucks about senseless expenditures. As for Phil, his greatness is rarely questioned. But, I don't think happening upon some of the greatest basketball talent of all time in consecutive coaching roles was necessarily planned in any way or indicative of…

West Virginian celebrates a man who will also spend most of his working life in a deep, dark, seemingly bottomless pit. Am I missing something?

The donations appear to be "cash-only" as no one in their right mind is taking a charge from Shaq

Doctor to Greg's mother immediately following childbirth: Congratulations, what a beautiful, healthy baby boy. Although, he seems to fucking suck.

You'll never see a mango through so many emotions.

Aloe Whack

Causing a tear in the time-space continuum kind of screams PEDS.

Who the fuck is Chad Pennington? Honestly. Who?

Single, injured, and looking to creep.

How did nobody think of this during the Super Bowl? Genius.

Much to the chagrin of the Republican majority in the House, Raul Jimenez' incredible bicicleta seems to have torn open a massive interdimensional time rift where the border once was.