Look, I love Adele, and as much as a fan as I am, I’m not in the Beyhive. But, by what standard is 25 a better album than Lemonade? Like, even Adele seemed to legit recognize that that was some bullshit.

Some thoughts:

I’m still processing the BS that was Lemonade not winning record or album of the year.

Lemonade really should have won. She got cheated, that sucks. 25 as much as I liked it, it was a budget Celine Dion album.

Me too. It really brought a visual to how tacky this all is.

That part was amazing. This is the most relevant SNL has ever been.

I think my fave part of Melissa’s Spicey skit was when she turned the press room into QVC for Ivanka’s crap.

“played, a little bafflingly, by Kate McKinnon”

I’l tell ya what I want, what I really really want... for mid 90's sports casual to not come back. Keep your Adidas rip aways in the last century, thank you and good day.

Is she hungover & hella high in that picture? It looks like a mugshot but with really nice hair & makeup.  

Game set match

And if you get rid of abortion and make sure the world is full of unwanted kids with horrible options in life they too will most likely work obediently while giving their money to the church and their vote to the republicans.

Always remember: Bad schools make future Republicans! If don’t bother to teach kids how to think, they won’t bother to learn. This locks in your base for the next generation.

Also, having a franchise with a female protagonist driving it is such a rare opportunity.

And here’s where she tells the truth:

Jason Derulo knew the story wouldn’t get him any press otherwise, so he capitalized on his race and purposefully avoided giving any other details about the incident.

Only the most genetically superior turkey handpicked by Steve Bannon

Jason Derulo has accused America’s shittiest major airline (unless we’re counting Spirit) of “racial discrimination” after an incident involving checked bags, $4000, and literal requests to “turn this plane around.”

I feel like whether you actually believe this or not, this is like the classic definition of concern-trolling, and I say that as someone not completely sold on Warren.

There has to be some horrible long game that McConnell had in mind when he blocked Warren from speaking last night. He must have known that by “silencing” her, he would elevate her star power. He’s too smart and devious to not have known that and I’m nervous for his long game because I love Liz and everything she’s…