Truth.

Mom jeans are a strange choice of 90s jeans... what about the acid wash and black ripped ones? Oh well. Malia is awesome. I hope she goes on to do great things.

Also exercising without a sports bra is painful. Those heels are so small they are going to snap and that’s not a dig at her weight- it’s a dig at how ridiculously made those shoes are.

I hope Beyoncé’s performance is in the middle of a garden and full of floating fabrics. Also I hope the surprise guests are FKA Twigs and Solange.

Whatever word means thirsty + extra x 1000 describes this accurately.

How do the people who made this not realize the lack of chemistry?

Also painful but not in a cool way. So unflattering

Tape? But yeah it looks awful

He looks like a tumor on a rabbit’s butt.

YES.

I’m with you.

I thought about this too. Ugh

Seriously this isn’t funny business- if she was there when it happened she might not have survived. That’s scary and upsetting.

Since GaGa used the word TREMENDOUS I can only deduce that it is a code against Trump since that is one of his fav words. She’s gonna do something crazy and hopefully rad AF bc there is no way with that platform that she doesn’t realize the gravity of the situation.

I hope he got fired or worse.

For sure. It’s terrifying how they keep popping out of the woodwork.

But how do they get in contact with him?

I wish someone would leak the emails because I bet he contacts all kinds of strange professors and offered them money- or else there is a secret society of dick bros he is a member of- but there is something very fishy about him going to all these universities.   

Yes well both Jimmy k & f are the worst star struck normalizers...

I was going to make a snappy quip about how he probably only knows about Douglass bc of NYC street names but then realized he’s never gone above 60th street.