And also, such as.

Office plant.

Oh, they will rejoice if it passes. I have a colleague and her husband is self-employed and isn’t on her insurance and they pay the penalty because Obama can’t tell him to be insured. They have three kids.

Maybe it wasn’t post partum depression. She just self actualized the reality of her horribly existence for the first time in her life. Since she wasn’t allowed to be pumped full of xanax while breastfeeding.

So what exactly is Ivanka’s job, again?

This afternoon it was reported that “Ivanka Trump opens up about experiencing post partum depression.” I don’t believe it’s true and even if it is, it’s the least she deserves.

Is anyone else shocked he hasn’t been appointed Surgeon General yet?

Has day drinking become acceptable yet in this political climate, cause my coping mechanisms are losing their effectiveness. Also, Cassidy can go do deep knee bends over a large cactus.

What an idiot, she says her role is to advise and inform, yet somehow also feels it’s not her job. She’s just sitting comfy in her made in china over priced knockoffs playing nice to him because she wants to stay in his will.

On my tenth anniversary working for a nonprofit (so I wasn’t actually an employee but rather a contractor) we had a board meeting. I stupidly thought they would at least acknowledge I had been there longer than most of them but they didn’t. I asked in the middle of it because there was a lull that since I had been…

That’s what keeps running through my head. It could have been one of my kids. It’s causing an acute stress response.

I’m sitting at my in-laws house in North Carolina because I had to flee my home in Florida with my two cats, dog and husband because of a hurricane. Now I’m worried about my family who couldn’t leave Tampa. I think I’m going to steal my MIL’s Xanax tomorrow.

I have made one adult friend, and it is wonderful, but she has so many adult friends and I asked her how she met them and apparently you have to leave your house? To go drinking at bars???? (Clutches plastic pearls) Can you imagine to talking to people at bars, in public?

On Thursday afternoon, as I was walking out the door to go pick up my second grader from school, my 90 lb Irish wolfhound mix bolted out the door because he spotted a cat sitting in the street. He chased the cat into the backyard of the house across the street, and I was calling him back. The street right in front of…

Oh no I hope you don’t get fired!

Self-care/Mental health thread goes here:

It’s been a week. I’m so overwhelmed at work I just come home at the end of the day, flop on the couch and lay there comatose until about 8:30 when I drag myself to bed and promptly pass out. I’m stressed. The dog is stressed. And I’m stressing out other people.

Our president, the deal prodigy, shocked Republican lawmakers today by quickly siding with Democrats on a three-month bill to fund the government (Republican leaders had initially hoped for an 18-month debt-limit hike).

IMO she’s his guardian trying to hide his clearly deteriorating mind. Dementia/Alzheimers/frontal lobe failure etc. Same reason she went to the G20 meeting and not Orange.