Hiring a lawyer isn’t suspicious in these circumstances in and of itself—I’m sure his minions/handlers insisted on it, considering what that blabbermouth continually blares from his face anus. It’s everything else that’s blaring GUILTY AS FUCK.

Let’s ask with a registered letter!

You’re not the court, you don’t have to give that ratfucker an inch. Innocent until proven guilty is a legal term; an invaluable one, but you aren’t under any obligation to enforce it in your day to day life.

Sean Hannity keeps doubling down even though Fox actually had to retract a story (FOX) and with the piles of lawsuits and fires and Ailes beached whale corpse stinking up the joint I think the whole place has just gone flat out crackers and nuts crazy.

It is certainly up to Congress, but if they sit on their thumbs on this and the FBIor congressional investigations come back with concrete evidence that Trump is guilty, they’ll get blown to hell in 2018 and 2020. Hell, given the reception GOPers have gotten at their town halls and the efforts Trump and the GOP have…

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10/10 would watch

If Fox doesn’t rein Hannity in fast, it’s just a matter of days before there’s an episode of his show that’s just him drunk off his ass, yelling slurs and threats at everyone in the whole damn world. Well, everyone but Trump and Putin, anyway.

Same here. Putin is an evil man. He’s had people murdered. If Trump manages to piss him off...especially if he somehow humiliates that mean little midget...Putin could release some serious shit on Trump. Oh yeah, then all the Trumpians will change their fucking tune on Russia, won’t they.

If it makes you feel any better Sean Hannity is losing it on Twitter.

I am hereby throwing a new probability into the mix: Melania becomes the first FLOTUS to sue her husband for divorce while he’s still in the White House. But she’d better hurry, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. Also, Trump’s lawyer is going to be very busy, between the Russia investigation and Trump’s…

If anybody need a little dose of late-night graveyard humor about all of this, Rachel Maddow reminded me earlier tonight that the lawyer Trump hired to represent him was the lead defense lawyer hired by Sberbank, the Russian oligarch’s finance bank that’s run for Putin’s benefit They were being sued by the Federal…

I am happy to report that this tinfoil fan fits perfectly and looks absolutely divine. And also I can’t wait until Putin, with whatever fucking horrific nonsense he dug up on Trump and the GOP, throws them under the fucking bus.

...so much winning

There is nothing I want more for Christmas than the Orange Embarrassment to spend the rest of his days behind bars. Can we start chanting “LOCK HIM UP” yet?

Conflict of Interest is starting to sound like the name of a band playing Coachella. “And on the main stage, Conflict of Interest!” (Crowd goes wild.)

Blow job impeachment? Nobody in their right mind took that seriously.

I cannot wait for every adult who told me there wouldn’t be an impeachment with a GOP-controlled Congress to eat crow.

I am having a hard time grappling with the whole “innocent until proven guilty” due process of law thing while simultaneously thinking “holy fuck this motherfucker is Scott Peterson levels of guilty.” The second thought gives me so much more glee.

This would be almost comical, if the consequences are so dire. The whole g-d administration looks like cartoon bank robbers carrying bags with dollar signs on them. It’s not that they’re corrupt. They’re brazenly, flamboyantly corrupt. They’re not even trying to be discreet about it. The attitude now is, “Yeah, I gave…