He puts the “nouveau” in Nouveau Riche.

I don’t know how the fuck anyone can drink Coke/any other soda.

Ugh. Here, have some Justin Trudeau exercise pics as a palate cleanser.

How can he be so fucking bad at being rich? He has access to the best of everything, he could hire five-star chefs to blow your tastebuds into low earth orbit and this petty tepid little nothing bullshit is the best he can do? Epicurus fucking wept.

Don’t forget the glass of milk.

Now I want chicken fingers (my kind) dipped in hot sauce mixed with ranch dressing.

I’m surprised he eats “chicken and sauce,” versus “burnt steak with ketchup.”

And it’s not just food. It’s his decor in his house, his suits, everything.

Haha. I drink diet soda so I can’t hate on that. And I’m not a food snob per se, people like what they like, but his taste is so wrong with everything. That’s what’s astounding.

Ok, this guy is SO controlled by his need to be more important, more admired, more...everything, that he will engineer displays of “importance” even when eating a meal. His comments about the fiasco when Obama arrived in China and was not greeted by over the top marching bands, red carpets and virgins throwing rose…

Pence only eats Mother’s pie.

I am zero percent surprised that Pence opts for a fruit plate instead of pie, aka the Devil’s dessert.

Ah Pence. Don’t want that chocolate cream pie stirring up your loins when Mother isn’t around.

With any luck, he will keep believing this.

My nickname is Gravy Boat and I do not approve this message.

Are we sure it wasn’t Russian dressing??

But remember, he’s the healthiest president ever!

Extra gravy and more ice cream. That’s how he keeps his waistline so svelte!

He ate a salad?! Possibly the first vegetable that’s passed his lips in 20 years!

Diet coke, extra sauce, another scoop of ice cream....