Christie will shut down all the bridges that will teach the US to question him.

How, how, HOW is it possible that Darth Donald thought that anyone would believe that he was so upset about how Hillary was treated that he decided to fire Comey?

“Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe is contradicting the White House claim that fired director James Comey had lost the support of rank-and-file members of the bureau.

There was “something wrong with” Mr. Comey, he told aides.

But then we get President Ryan. Ugh. #ugh.

Shh, it’s ok, it will be fine. We are right on track for his impeachment procedings to start by Christmas. <pats hand>

I def think there are more interesting angles than what we know. It’s rumored that Pence was in the room when Trump essentially ordered his minions to write out the recommendations for firing Comey, so he may be accountable on obstruction as well.

This cracks me up:

After months of anxiety, I’m beginning to relax and enjoy myself. Now I’m only nervous that Habanero Hitler will be forced to leave office before the Midterms, which would be a disaster for us, I think. It’s better to keep this shitshow going, with investigations and scandal and absolutely no legislation at all…

Re: McCabe and the senate intelligence hearing.

Fortunately for our democracy, there are checks and balances that keep the President honest. Russian checks and Cayman Island balance sheets.

I’m not sure old Donnie is though…

Oh, yeah, because store credit on something I couldn’t afford, didn’t want, got pressured into buying, didn’t work and couldn’t return is exactly what I, as a customer (I am NOT “a consumer”) want.

I’ve learned a few certain brands with consistent sizing that works for me, and stick to them. It’s funny that online shopping theoretically should give you exponential selection, but the hassle of fitting has narrowed my online purchasing behavior out of aggravation.

Sephora smells like all the perfume died together in a holy war of scent, and their website gives you free samples with every purchase. I haven’t bought from their brick-and-mortar location in years.

Plus everything is polyester. Barf.

My biggest complaint over the last ten years: retailers are literally shrinking the size of the clothes but charging the same or more. I can’t shop for work clothes anymore at Banana Republic or the Gap or The Limited when it was around. Banana Republic made a blazer that no one could fit her arms into because the…

Repent, you evil bastard! Repent!

Pence is a behind the scenes shithead, he doesn’t want to be up front. That’s why the VP slot appealed to his cottony head in the first place. When Dump spirals he’ll quit “to relieve the pressure on his loved ones.” By which he’ll mean his balls.

Doesn’t Cheetos Ming personally owe money to China as well as Russia?