I was thinking of Eric Bana, but I couldn’t think of a particular movie. I know what I’m watching tonight!

Tom and Huck. Brad Renfro AND JTT. Come at me. I dare you.

Love Actually because of its 4 hot leads (which became 5 when the audience gasped at the young Rodrigo Santoro).

I prefer California to Massachusetts (no question); but Cambridge > Palo Alto.

Jennifer obviously wants to present herself as the ‘hot one’ with a leather skirt and a slit up to her waist. Peter’s knuckles are turning white, holding hands with both his wives. Yes, this is a very healthy relationship. Shouldn’t they just have dealt with Ellen’s post-partem depression?

I’ve always liked it because it’s a surprisingly progressive show. There are brides of all shapes and sizes on that show, and the consultant ALWAYS says that they are going to make that bride look beautiful. It’s really nice to see that on the TV.

Peter pulled typical man fuckery right here. Peter married (is it Peter?), oh well. Stupid parted hair bastard married girl because of his deep insecurities about himself and he filled her with his seed. She had a child and Peter convinced her that she didn’t want to be touched anymore, and it probably took him 2…

Yeah, I have OCD and I’m pretty repulsed by people I don’t know touching me (riding public transit is always fun), but the moment it extended to my spouse I would seek some extreme therapy. Living like that must be horrendous.

Oh man. I know Polyamory comes in many flavors, but that one is just... sad. Couldn’t they find a poly threesome of three folks happy and madly in love with each other? Guess a lot of that demographic don’t give a shit about expensive wedding dresses...

Oh yeah. This is super intelligent. This is going to work out like a fairy tale.

Someone might want to explain to them how Catholicism works.

I predict the Stewart-Maxwell cohabitation will end badly, given their individual and mutual relationship histories.

Kim Kardashian’s lips look like she stole someone else’s. They are seriously ugly now, and her speaking ability is equivalent to breaking in new shoes.

Didn’t these dogs watch scarface?

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Or maybe just don’t smoke in any public bathrooms anywhere. Other people have asthma, allergies ect and also would like to take a piss without smelling like an ashtray at the end.

At the very least, “[example of someone doing something very fast and haphazardly] like a coked-up greyhound” is now a viable part of my lexicon.

The list of things in Florida- animal, vegetable, mineral, whatever- that WOULDN’T test positive for cocaine is probably a great deal shorter.

“he had never seen so many dogs test positive for coke at one track in such a short time”

So...this is like a regular thing, apparently? Just not in these numbers? 

I am shocked. That it wasn’t meth.