This whole affair is fucking hilarious and DELICIOUS. Music festivals are a shitshow even when they run perfectly. The memes coming out of this one are making my day. And all the Insta “influencers” who pimped this shit, including Kendall Jenner, lolololololol.

Definitely spray and pray.

It was interesting because a moderate R said he would never get re-elected if this passes and while yes, it does reek of self-preservation it was a call to other Rs-we’ve lost on this issue...let it go.

Right there w you man (Girl? Sorry. Dunno.)...

So, what you’re saying is...that Donald folded like a cheap, Chinese-made Donald J. Trump Collections suit.

He’s so desperate for something to brag about on his hundredth day (despite calling it a meaningless number), that he’s shot gunning things - health care, NAFTA, North Korea - everywhere, hoping one of them hits.

There’s so much happening at once, every day. It’s hard to believe that this is reality. One minute the Russian investigation is coming along, another minute all of the evidence is being buried. One minute the apocalypse, another minute and Mar-a-lago. Bannon then Ivanka. All the while more than half of our…

Okay two far right assholes shot themselves in the foot on this one, and this is some delicious schadenfreude here. Here’s an article explaining exactly why I’m cackling with glee.

Hi, pleasant person. I wouldn’t replace my dogs with smaller dogs just to be better accessories on a plane; air travel is a marginal issue in our otherwise nice life, so it’s merely a logistical concern. Road trip or a stay at the kennel (which they like). BTW, the dogs aren’t interchangeable - they’re family, so we…

I don’t believe that the true numbers of animals that die from airline flights is reported. It may be agreed-upon silence for settlements, but I’ve heard so many nightmare death stories that I really just wouldn’t trust an airline with a live animal in the cargo-hold.

My husband wouldn’t allow me call our second son,“Kid 2 Electric Boogaloo”, and I’m still pretty bitter about it.

Frozen 2: FUCK YOU I FUCKING REFUSE I CAN’T HEAR THAT SONG ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME PLEASE MAKE IT STOP SHE JUST GOT OVER THE FUCKING FIRST MOVIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOOOOOOOO

Frozen 2: 2 Blessed 2 B Stressed

tbh social media got ruined when our parents and younger siblings got on. there was a sweet spot before, like, 2010. now it’s a dumpster fire.

I find it TERRIFYING (like, stomach-churning, to-the-core-nauseated by terror) that these people can say whatever they like—make ludicrous claims and slander people, subvert and pervert “good” and “bad” at a whim and all in the service of their own agenda (and largely their own ego)—and PEOPLE.WILL.BELIEVE.THEM.…

Between this lawsuit from Chobani and the one hopefully coming from Comet Pizza for PizzaGate, I’m hoping that we’ve heard the last from this guy.

This guy has annoyed the crap out of me every night on the radio for years.......and never would I have believed the group to take him down was my friendly Chobani yogurt company. I’m going to buy some right now!

We are not a civilized nation. We should not do this.

I MISS HIM SO MUCH IT LITERALLY HURTS.

Please come back, Dad!