How the fuck is Taco Pope a 9-seed? The selection committee is so biased.

Let’s all have a good laugh at Jose Mourinho who did not think Romelu Lukaku was of the required quality for Chelsea.

I think our new Iranian-billionare sugar daddy might be willing to sweeten Rom’s contract a bit before Madrid inevitably come calling.

That napping baby knows what is good in life.

What is this extra ordinary method you speak about? GADZOOKS I SAY!

I wonder if there is another method for making coffee. An automatic method where water drips over the coffee grounds into a carafe.

That album saved my dumb ass 17 year old life, and I still blast it regularly.

I’m surprised it took so long, but it looks like the Dominos have started to fall.

Please and thank you.

Not so hot take: Leviathan is the better album. Also, Jack3d makes you feel like the living embodiment of any track off of Converge’s Jane Doe record, at the very least. PS. Fuck pre-workouts. Black coffee a liter of water and I’m good to go.

Issue #1? Doing leg presses instead of squats.... but i did dig this post. Nice work, Ben.

For Illinois-Penn State basketball? It’s no good.

Enjoying the silence, perhaps.

There are plenty of reasons not to watch MLS.

• New York Red Bulls: Don’t care.

+1 angry feminist

You guys. Everyone! Listen to the Doughboys podcast for a comprehensive overview of fast food, fast casual, and chain restaurants.

Why is Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag not on the list?

Full House was always corny. Fuller House is the same corniness with jokes appropriate for modern time.

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”