+1 for this little gem of a comment. Or should we call it a Jewel?

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

Lonely white losers that follow Dan Bilzerian on instagram.

The stubbornly huge group of people whose use of the word “bro” comprises at least 38% of their spoken language.

my batshit libertarian cousin. With my wifi.

The one who orders affliction gear in bulk.

I do. Though only when he hosts someone like Bill Burr or Tom Segura. Otherwise, it’s an intolerable bro-fest.

Did we...need an article about this? I mean I’m sure it’s written well and gives a fine analysis of the match but did anyone really expect anything else? I suppose it’s fair to give Arsenal credit for holding out a lot longer than I thought they would have but as sure as they will finish Top 4 and not win the league,…

Umm, what the hell does he have to apologize for? I’m pretty sure this is the best any NFL player has ever reacted (on video) to a violent situation. They should show this at the Rookie Symposium in the “right way” category. By attempting to stop or break this up he would have put himself in a much worse situation. Is…

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Post-traumatic stress disorder.

this, my friend, is the very best kinja.

It’s still crazy to me how hip hop now-a-days samples songs that are only months/weeks/days old.

It’ll be fun to see all the Klinsmann haters pop up when we go out in the group stage.

I think the ref, did the right thing. There was no foul, on the other end. Not getting into a MLB type shouting match, but remaining calm and issuing his ruling for the mgr to be sent off. Only quibble I have, is that I did not see the red card being issued to the mgr or bench.

Good move, the Nets are performing almost as badly as the Russian economy.

I like to read the Funbag to my cat. I do different voices for each letter writer.

I can read anything at my office. I can’t listen to anything.

DOWN WITH DEADCAST

Still hate this. These are funbag questions most of us will be denied because there’s no way in hell we’re listening to a podcast.