“I’m not drunk, officer...I’m just patriotic”

It’s ironic because he’s wearing Bodyglove

Makes sense why he kept shouting “hit the showers”

yikes

I see you’ve played “drinky/cocktaily” before

word, she knows this isn’t Deadcast material.

If the rule of perspective has taught us anything then we should know everyone in this video is the same size.

every 18-21 days

If it’s population zero then who’s filming it?

I hate when people get Depeche Mode lyrics wrong.

and hoverboards

Not gonna read that garbage. But come on, Charlie was great in that episode.....right?...anyone?

How dare you!

Emily Haines...

No. But the wife knows I have a belief that “Amanda Seyfried probably just gets me. Just so ya know...”

longer to read than watch the video

Documentary or commercial?

Yeah. The campus TV provider does not carry Food Network

Yaaaaas!!+1