That’d be a dick move if you ask me.

The Aristocrats!

Everyone in this photo has a reverse-mortgage or at least called for the informational DVD.

I dont know why but the caption is funnier than the image

Are we sure Sicnarf didn’t just spell Francis backwards to get in?

Well you know there was at least 1 fan there...the cameraman

Breakin’ ankles all day, Big Rom

Landon be trollin’

Yes but the convenience was there in college. Just throw it in the oven at 400 for 15 minutes. No preheating. Then again, thats what I did with every frozen food ever.

He just needed a little push

Can we just talk about Jane Doe’s greatness for the rest of the afternoon?

Never saw the “delivery vs Digiorno” debate escalate quite like this

The crowd looked rather subdued

“The Falcons coach, one of the coaches, was like, ‘So do you like men?’ It was like the first thing he asked me. It was weird. I was just like, ‘no.’

#spoonnation

Trust the doughboys

But they make my fingies greasy

The advertising for candy is something I was thinking about syndicated TV shows. Like why does Channel 11 (NYC) feel the need to tell me to “Check in with the gang on Seinfeld, weeknights at 11!” like anyone is new to the show and that is going to be the thing that draws them in.

Hot Dog! We have a weiner!