I bet Comet will be played by a bulldog.

They tried

The whole special holds up IMO. Sure he’s terrible now but come on, “Aaaaah. Your move, holy man.”

We all tend to embellish, right?

Leave Chef Robert and his huge arms out of this!!!

He’s up for anything

I thought Dane Cook’s first Comedy Central standup special was really funny.

Fielder doesn’t like Sally Field. He really, really doesn’t like her.

That series would have gone direct to VHS.

Shocked to discover the author of this article wasn’t simply “Dad”

Also running with the ball has become too commonplace. Maybe all RB’s should be required to wear a potato sack around their waist/legs.

But why would it matter if he did become Cooper but you had nothing invested in the series? I like doughnuts but I’m not going to dive into an episode of Vampire Diaries just because they might pick up a few bearclaws.

Drew did it first.

Me posting the pic doesnt mean i side with the owners. If he wanted a more stable future he could have took up engineering, graduated from college and made loot for a lot longer than his NFL career. He loves football so he’s living the dream in a flawed system. Not our problem/concern.

Yeah cause he needs another Ferrari

He owned a restaurant in NYC which is now closed. (Didn’t have to look that up to know which is sad.) But now his customers and cooks are probably wondering about his whereabouts too.

Seymour, your friend Bart is here

He needed that ranking...he really did.