For real. Teach your kid to stick to the pile-ons and sing a longs

I’ll allow this.

Can’t take the heat? Stop making dolls in your kitchen’s oven

Look, Aaron Sanchez....the drizzle is creative expressionism and makes every bite different. When you blob its always the same bite.

Meh, if the food is on a plate you blob. If it’s in some sort of basket than you go for the drizzle.

[Redacted] and [redacted] later blamed me for the party not being good.

Isn’t that graphic missing a championship round?

It's like he found a fortune teller machine and wished to be big, turned into this version of Drew and never changed his shirt.

I'd take helping a friend move bachelor party over a golf outing bachelor party but yes both are pretty awful.

You don’t want a blog for your ear holes?!?!

It’s like that movie, Gleaming the Cube...but with a taco and no plot.

Surprised that guy was able to take on from work on a.........haha just kidding!

Surprised Afie and DeeDee still wanted his autograph after that terrible D.

Not just a place...but a state of mind

I never understood why Gretzky was always hungry/eating/pigging out on that show.

Come on kid. Get hip.

Tuck rule. Drive back to NJ immediately after was equally as bad.

Joke's on Chelsea. It was actually Paul F. Tompkins impersonating Holdzkom the whole time!!!

The shifty eyes

Been doing the gym for almost a year but have been sticking with free weights out of fear that my form is probably so awful for squats/dead lifts that i'll die or embarrass myself, thus dying. Any advice for someone who wants to pick this up but goes alone and needs to get over the initial fear of actually starting?