Right? Unless his cafeteria workers were Iron Chefs

I go to lunch still carrying this load, which is now drying out. After eating, I am off to the bathroom to clean it up...

This from a place that used to have a huge "salad bar"

Anything with sugar should be tied for last

JATW FTW!

It might sound crazy but Houseguest is bizarrely entertaining and I watch it every time it's on....even the Sinbad parts.

Nice to see a kicker not miss his mark by a foot

And people at Rutgers are still trying to get $200-$250 a ticket on Craigslist for the 10/4 game.

I watched this without sound. How many "bro"s did I miss?

Agree 100%

Also, people who say this tend to have very young children. So all the sudden after being responsible for another life for 1-2 years they are now experts.

This would be great if its an ongoing thing with players throughout the season, Giving the same answer to every question, trying to outdo each other in the length of each response.

Is this where we can discuss the new Code Orange album?

But bro, he gets mad likes from posting this on Instagram!!!

What's even lamer is that he wears license plates around his neck and is know to Giants fans as "License Plate Guy"

Top score on Snood?

Desserts are better when you don't have to break into a building to obtain them.

No word on if "Johnny Bench" or "Johnny Clipboard" are on the list, though.

Deadspin HOF

Agreed. Who's worse to stand behind when the bar is 3 people deep? The guy who just wants a cheap can or the beer snob talking about hops and mispronouncing Lagunitas.