Agreed. These guys were solid and it's kind of a bummer they wont be doing games next season

The worst speeches start out with "Originally I was going to..." or anything about what they were going to write/say etc. No one cares. Live in the now and lets get this over with.

Marquette King is there, he was on IR all last season

looks like someone caught their slip

"Hyman goes on to cite sources"

ESPN's sports coverage today has officially become the 700 Club

OK. This may have been discussed, but what's the deal with the magical appearance of the hat of his drafting team? Are there 32 hats in this dude's house or does his agent run out to the car to grab one immediately after a call?

"I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots."

Douchebag hats have evolved like this over the past decade or so: white hats, trucker hats, fitted hats, snap back hats. What can the douchebag of 2014 and beyond expect to see next in this trend?

Does it really make a difference if your kid wears his/her shoes in the McDonald's ball pit? It's already a cesspool of malaria. You have to think they do that just so stupid kids don't lose their shoes, reach down and pull up Stevie's band-aid from last week.

Look at it this way, next time he scales the wall and doesn't get beat up he'll have more fun!

+1 from the dead

Little help?

Worst showcase ever. Pass!

Feel bad for him. He really fell from grace after that cameo on My Brother & Me.

Is Power lines slang for "pedestrians"?

Because of that headline the Jets were just awarded 3 primetime games.

Worst Google+ hangouts commercial ever.

For 34 years old, Paul Bearer must have had that Robin Williams disease in "Jack"

awesome