I’d personally be on guard on the bridge with boltcutters to cut the damned things off and brain the brainless twats with their discarded tokens of their love. The people who think this is just a harmless way of expressing your love are ignorant of the fact that a lot of the bridges over the Seine aren’t just very…

I’ve met Gloria Steinem, and she was wonderful—so gracious and kind. I volunteered at a fairly small event where she spoke, and before she was introduced she hung out with us. I told her how much I admired her and what she’s done for women, and I was so emotional I choked up. She said we all did it together. After she…

Ugh. Maybe she was tired of third wave feminists giving her shit.

Jezebel, sometimes it just seems like you’re trolling feminism.

You and several other writers need to see a psychologist. The obsession with shitting all over Portman is really, really fucking disturbing and counterproductive.

I do not understand the hate that Jezebel has for some people.

Let me guess, Lupita Nyong’o should play Jackie O and Beyonce should play Ginsberg.

Why are we shitting on Natalie Portman all of a sudden? Is it because she said that relatively innocuous thing about not wanting her son to care too much about shiny gold things? Star Wars? It’s not her fault George Lucas turns all of his actors into cardboard cutouts. I love Natalie! Though I will admit romantic…

I was kind of seeing this guy for a while. I liked him a lot. We were in our twenties. He was an artsy weirdo musican type, and had been living with an older hippie chick who had two kids. They had recently broken up, and he didn’t have a specific place to live. He was moving out of their place but didn’t know where.…

How else are you idiots going to learn?

I had a hysteroscopy last year. So unpleasant, and if I never have to do it again, it's too soon.

As a POC, reading Jezebel can sometimes make me feel like Mr. Morgan here:

uh greed.