No, sorry, nope, but he’s Marcus from ‘About A Boy’ and I refuse to believe he’s not 12 and tubby with a bowl haircut. I REFUSE. Honestly, I can hardly bear to look at him grown up, I loved that movie so much. (Shake ya ass! Watch yaself! Shake ya ass! Show me watchawatchawatcha!)

So, um, Team Cat HQ? I WAIT IN AGONY OF LONGING for you to come hilariously charging on these cat posts..but today you seem...otherwise engaged maybe? No manifesto or nuthin? No nasty hairball for the fans?

I don’t think whether he’s breaking their bank or not is the point. There is theft involved here to some extent, no?

But wait...different issue maybe, but isn’t this guy getting *extra* scoops of almost everything? And is he not ripping Chipotle off, in essence getting two burritos for the price of one? And why is this not a dick move? (For the record, I have never eaten at Chipotle. No dog in this fight.)

False allegations have consequences, I think that’s the point of the article. I’ll add that my community, within the last two years (in Oregon) came to the defense of a friend accused of sexual assault. His accuser was an ex-girlfriend with a history, unknown to him, of making assault allegations against men. She…

Speaking totally out of school here, but back in the day I was told by a friend of theirs, a witness to the marital breakdown, that at some point she publicly cracked a chair over Branagh’s head.

Reticence means reluctance of speech. I think you mean reluctant.

As posted previously, I suspect there is a non-disclosure type agreement that they (the Cosby Show actors etc) had to sign in their contracts. Otherwise it’s too suspicious that none are speaking.

I think it’s likely that his television ‘family’ is bound by contractual non-disclosure type restrictions and not fear of financial loss.

I think this is a misuse of the term. Back end generally refers to money paid when a film goes into production. I think this must mean 30% of profits, which is immense. (In comparison, directors often get 10%, maybe 20%.)

You know Kelly Marcel is getting huge net points for this, right? So she’s not all that heartbroken. And the director is getting HUGE net or adjusted or just plain gross points and made a bundle, so didn’t need to continue. (Now it’s time to HAVE AT ME with the gross points puns.)

People don’t know this but it’s true — Jessica’s real last name is HOWARD. It is! But that blind item about Opie being her pa is silly and not true. Her biological father died recently.

And the maid who put the shit in the pie wasn’t lynched or anything! It was so realistic! :(

Maybe you got that impression because she’s a BAD ACTRESS. That smirk might be the best expression she can come up with.

WHERE DOES SHE LIVE? WHAT ARE THOSE BUILDINGS? (I couldn’t help but wonder.)

The styling is great, her spirit is always great, but the appalling amount of over-the-top plastic surgery just bums me out. Her actual face would better. :(

It’s Branwell, not Bramwell.

James Earl Jones is a truly nice person. Yes, maybe shy. But a very kind man.

I work in the film business. Had a meeting with Dustin Hoffman in 1997 or so. He spent over an hour talking about his son’s pubic hair. His people were all nodding and smiling like it was the most normal conversation on earth. Then he trailed me to the parking garage. Then he wanted a second meeting with me. I told my…

I do not understand why a pro-feminist site loves to shit all over women. What is Portman’s crime? You did this to Dunham too, until you loved her. You do it to Hathaway. Stupid articles like this make me realize just how young Jez writers are. Grow up.