and then setting the store on fire and burning all the people and killing the employees and looting and murdering and rampaging through the streets with a-
Oh. I see. You are being sarcastic.
Yeah, me too. I would not be interested in any of that awful stuff.
Not at all.

RED DAWN was my shit as a kid, age 9-13. I fondly recall him dying on the tank arm. (SPOILER ALERT!)
And DEADWOOD…well now who's going to banter around w/ Al and Ricky Jay???

The Snowtown Murders: The scene in the bathroom when he's choking/hanging the dude repeatedly, then letting him back down…brutal.
Martyrs: The last 20-30 mins of it.
Last night I watched a documentary on LA Riots, I think called LA25 and it had scenes of people being beaten in the streets, assaulted during the riots- I…

Tiny RICK!

And that's the wayyyyyy the news goes!

I thought they'd go more "Axe being helpless" like him saying "Oh no- I gotta take a shit" and the guards all laughing at him and pointing to a typically disgusting group-room can overflowing w/ sewage and crap. Cue slide whistle.

I felt like the burn-box session outside will come back- there was a shady moment of complicity between those two outside when Axe walked by that made me think they did not really burn all that stuff, and maybe someone got paid to hand stuff over. Also, no way Chuck wins this straight up. He's getting pulled into it,…

I thought that too- figured it was a Funny or Die bit.

I lost all my hair when I was 13 due to cancer (wah wah, I'm fine, just a few years of chemo and radiation and near death, whatevs, no big). This was 1989- I had a fat chunky thick mane of black, full hair (Sweet!) It all fell out. (Sad.) Then it grew back brown. (Cool.) Then it got all wispy and fragile, probably…

wait, what is Vin Diesel? Greek, then, right?

"Winners go home and fook the prahm queen!"

"1099? Where's my 1099? No. God. I didn't do it. F*ck."
(eyes bug out, looks furtively left and right, back at taxes.)
"Itemized deductions…whoa."
(swallows hard, smirks, looks straight at camera for 20 seconds, silently.)
"Back to work."

but the fries? In that sweet, sweet oil?

I'm guessing they get him to take a plea that : " James McGill may never practice law again" and Jimmy will find a loophole to legally change his name to Saul and be allowed to re-gain his license. Right?

saving on gas money from sending 3 people to the Senate, instead making 100 people drive up to the WH. Makes sense, if you're trying to save some bucks for building a wall, I guess.

links please? I'd like (hate) to see this…

they will LOOOOOOVE this show over at our friendly Breitbart News counterparts…can't wait to go troll them by promoting this show a bit. They LOOOOOOVE me over there, too. I get death threats daily!

wow, way to shit on poor Stan. Guy don't get enough shit in his day to day, he's gotta get called ugly on AVClub, too? Harsh.

this movie is going to be a DISASTER of EPIC PROPORTIONS!

aw, it was funny. Just not, like, that funny. Its ok. Try again later.