I would not compare this article- about a well-known musician who has taken controversial stances on multiple issues- and a Buzzfeed anything (article, listicle, etc). Very different in tone, quality, content, style, facts- and fuck me, did I just use the non-word "listicles" without quotes or intent? I didn't mean…

People are talking about this, this is a thing- have you heard this? I'm hearing this, people are saying….

The shitty thing is that this asshole is considered a hero to those dumbshits in the red state areas (and some blue!). I have West Virginia mountain-people relatives and they think this guy is freaking Bruce Springsteen, Bono, Jesus, and Elizabeth Warren rolled into one. Read HILLBILLY ELEGY for a great explanation of…

yeah, I just looked at my calendar yesterday and noticed this BS. Freaking 2016, man. Bad year for the Via family (lost a nana, great uncle, 2 friends, our cat, our 14-yr old dog, and our amazing pet turkey who was rescued from a chopping block at 6 weeks old and thrived w/ a misformed beak for 8 months before passing…

more like to his 14-yr old masseuse at Jeff Epstein's parties.

ah. man, do as I did:: get yourself Kodi and never have to pay to see kids movies again. "Daddy we want to see TROLLS!" Clicks remote on, 2 hrs goes by, never have to hear about it again. AMAZING TIMES WE LIVE IN.

Who the Fk buys 10,000 spoons? Psychopathic spoon collectors, that's who.

And "rule of thumb" comes from the size of the stick you were allowed to beat your wife with, too- it couldn't be thicker than the circumference of your thumb. Ah, the good old days, eh???
Guys? The good old days? You know?
Like Trump keeps talking about? No? Anyone? This thing on?

I have a role for her, if she's interested….

who knew Semisonic would become relevant again in 2016, and cause a near-confrontation w/ police and/or angry neighbors? The illuminati, that's who.

Huh, this Billy Murrey character seems like a fun guy. Maybe we can make him into a thing somehow…

No, Mr. Vice President of the United States, your heart was not "literally broken wide" by the love of Christ. Not even close to it. Goddamn language rapists.

Like, 2 people? Maybe 3? We could call it…three-person-sex? I don't know that I can think of a better name for that act.

must be nice having that "F*ck You, I Created Full House $$$"

*slits wrists*
Instagrams it

clearly the BLM movement touched him…in a bad spot.

So, wait- the people who support Trump that have spray-painted N-word graffiti or attacked Muslims, are they all representative of the Trump Republican Party? Oh, that's a person who doesn't show the real people in the party? Trump doesn't support that, so he's not a part of that group? How does this only work one…

yeah, but you can watch the whole video right here, and really? They both looked good, to their respective sides, and in some ways, to the others. Go back to your bubble and watch Hannity while cooing sweet things to your Stuffed Toni doll.

I thought to myself watching this: I think this is going to be the meet-cute flashback story they tell their grandkids one day. They genuinely play off each other well in a respectful and fun way. Maybe its destiny? Or opposites attract rule? I hate myself for saying this but I ALMOST nodded to a thing or two she…

I am the guy that likes JERSEY GIRL. Hi everyone! Its me! I'm him, the dude that saw it about 3 months after having his first daughter and couldn't make it through that thing without sobbing like a baby. Watched it again 7 yrs later and guess what?