Or a gigantic sleeve of heroin! (too soon?)

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So small yet kind of boastful? Where do you get that from this comment? Because I'm closing on a house for my family? Yeah, that's disgustingly selfish and braggadocio, I suppose, if you look at it from the POV of a homeless broke person, sure. Or is this because I insulted Drumpf, or reacted positively to a female…

as a literate snob I find WORD CRIMES perfect in many ways. I do not appreciate anyone slagging Weird Al for his parodies, for any reason, ever. He could do full-on blackface while pretending to be a rapist and we'd all say, "Oh, Al!"
But point of the matter is Al is a very smart man who would never take a risk w/…

HEY!!!
(ajvia starts change.org petition to incarcerate, torture, and execute Light Emitting Diode for disability-shaming Olivececile and his differently-abled multiple hands)

aaaaaand…you're an asshole.
Surprise! You win the contest today. (Though from what I have seen lately you take it in many of the threads you post in daily.) I'm all for criticizing a huge movie/music star but the whole descent into noting her "thick-thighed middle aged" status and guessing what her husband thinks based…

I'll say this: the video comes off to me like something my 11 yr old daughter would post on music.ally (?) of herself jumping around the yard badly lip-syncing to whatever crappy pop tune she likes today. Is this really worth the trouble, Amy? Its a video of your friends lip-syncing. I expect more from you, really.…

i work for a high school on Long Island, and sex ed is pretty open and clear (11th grade, but they get some in 7th grade too). Talks a lot now about consent, protection, STDs, pregnancy, and such; but the teachers are mostly very open and will answer almost anything the kids ask. Parents can "opt out" of that lesson…

"What the hell did I do? Grabbed all the nookie, of course."

upvoted for mentioning Skipp and Spector, who once autographed my "BOOK OF THE DEAD" at the Icon convention on Long Island, circa 1990, when I was a creepy, reading-too-mature-books 11 yr old kid. (They wrote something like "Your parents should not let you read our books!")

sad and scary, but the NYPD DID shoot a 66-yr old mentally ill woman last week and if you squint, it could be Madea. He's so timely, too!

yeah, for HIM! HA HA CHILD-BEATING JESUS, JOKES ON YOU AND YOUR HOLEY HANDS!!!

Wow, I didn't think it was as terrible as the reviewer and apparently, everyone else in the Internet did.
Huh. Am I getting older and cornier, more sentimental? Because I thought this was a pretty decent, surprising, viscerally uncomfortable at times episode that kept me on my toes and gave me a good gut punch when…

i think this is going to be an epic blowout. I'm not worried anymore about Drumpf winning. i truly believe that come 11/8, something like 60-65% of the election vote goes to her, and the Electoral votes are going to be the kind of drubbing that Mondale took back in the 80's. Bring it on! I can't wait. I'm closing my…

I hate this man with a passion, but slagging him for making the same kinds of jokes she does, at an event that is supposed to be humorous, and is accepted as a break from the bullshit, seems disingenuous. It seems like he should get a pass on this one. And cripes, "Pardon me" was actually a funny joke. But to…

"I'll tickle your huckleberry, huckletickle…" -AJ Via

yeah, and you're stupid. See? Other people can play this game too. But jeez, really, you've managed to get me to stoop to your level. So you're an asshole, too.

um, you're a disgusting & idiotic troll, and no, that's not even close to what I was saying. While yes, my daughter is beautiful, I do not need to tell you or anyone else that, and was not the point of the sentence; the comparison was that the dude was leering at a clearly prepubescent child the way some men might…

oh, god, the scene in that movie when they're choking/killing the kid in the bathroom made me physically nauseous. I was squirming and sweating in my living room, so unnerved but intrigued, it was such a brutal, hard-to-watch but well-done movie. Worth watching if you have the stones.

wait until you see Bono in real life. Dude's like 5'2. No joke.