Yipepee-ki-yay, MOTHER FATHER!

Also, if its a prequel, can we make sure we get the "Asian Terrorist who eats Candy Bars from the Concession Counter during the firefight scene" in there again, played by a younger man?

STUDIO HACK: Wait! I've got it! Could Hans…you know, from the first movie…could Hans have…this is going to sound crazy- but-could Hans have…a SISTER???
EXEC: A sister. Hmmm. I was thinking more of a long-lost brother.
STUDIO HACK: Well, we did that, in Die Hard 3. Jeremy Irons played his brother.
EXEC: Huh. I don't…

Prrrreeeeety sure that;s not what he was saying. Preeeeety sure. But its fair to say he was pointing out that FTARH was an important, decade-imprinting flick. That's all. Not clear that he was saying "It's his only good movie", and not really clear how you got that as the takeaway from his statement. Just saying. I…

and her parents thought this was all good? Who does that to a child? I mean, were they not children once, too? My name is not able to be mixed or made into anything else, and kids still mercilessly found ways to subvert it and make me cry. I can only imagine if my name was something along the lines of "AJ FAG BUTTHOLE…

I would commit to developing that series with you in a heartbeat. I am, I should add, an actual writer who has an actual movie coming out this actual year on actual Netflix. I'm not actually "in the loop" when it comes to industry, I no longer work w/ an agent, and I can't guarantee any type of readership or…

My great grandmother, oddly enough, had the same thing to say at one point back in my young years (she died when I was maybe 6). I remember it because "Gorgeous George" was an odd name for a wrestler when I was that age, having grown up on early 80's WWF monikers. But apparently, my drunk, rowdy, angry…

I couldn't believe my DVR when it told me it was recording 11 shows on Sunday and then like another 8 on Monday. How in the Holy Fuck will I ever make it to next week's new episodes w/ all this fucking tv to catch up on???

Mostly Christians. But hopefully the brave team of Huckabee/Davis can bring things back the other way soon enough.

Kevin "E" Connelly, Jeffrey "Marine Family Murderer" MacDonald, Biz Markie, and barely-known screenwriter whose first movie is being released before the end of 2015 A.J. Via top the list at my high school.

I'm calling quits on THE BASTARD EXECUTIONER after this week's episode. Was that 3? I couldn't do it, no matter how much hope I had that it would be a gritty, dirtier, more grounded/less fantasy version of GoT; instead I got what felt like Kurt Sutter jerking off on a picture of the 1200's. He's just such a bad writer…

firsties
then cancerAids
good/bad

There's something about Mike's reviews that are very off-putting. I don't even necessarily disagree with him all the time- but he comes off very personally integrated into the review, instead of focusing on the movie, kind of like the AV Club's equivalent of the walking human douche-bag Kyle Smith of the NY POST. Have…

I wish I could hate him as easily as it seemed I could after I first heard the story…but…goddamnit. He seems genuinely sorry, unhateable, not a total narcissistic douche-bag who deliberately tried to do something to hurt people. He almost seems…human? I mean, who am I to judge? Like I've never lied about anything? I…

Judge Reinhold?

Fallon laughs uproariously at WORK AT HOME::EARN $97/HOUR's carefully crafted punchlines.
"Ten months ago! She began ten months ago!"

They did it last year, it was called THE LAZARUS EFFECT w/ Olivia Wilde and Mark Duplass, and it sucked donkey dong. But, yeah, why not, lets make Flatliners 2015 as well!

What a bout a gritty modern reboot of the Asperger-y, socially inept Encyclopedia Brown? He could be a recluse who lives in a basement apartment (with his neurotic, overbearing parents upstairs setting him up on blind dates) and is pulled into helping the local PD because he stumbles into a crime scene and solves it…

Are you guys all in your 80's? I'm 38 and I've never been unable to make it through a movie- even a long one like JFK (ok, I was like 12 then) or INTERSTELLAR (36!)- without having to leave to pee. I mean, its the principle- I paid a lot of damn money to see it and don't want to miss any of it, but its not like I'm…

El diabetios?