BANNER OF HEAVEN is a fantastically wicked and twisted book that made me freak the fuk out over Mormonism. I knew nothing about it before I read it, and truly wish I still didn't. A great book.

Just finishing a great non-fiction book called DREAMLAND by Sam Quinones. It's all about the dual rise of black tar heroin sold by Mexican cartels operating on a fast-food/pizza delivery type system in small towns in America along the stunning rise of Purdue's Oxycontin (one of my old favorites) which was marketed…

this is true, as people suck. In general. Mostly. Usually.

yes, because we all know a company like Kraft or Monsanto would go stone-cold-broke having to add "CONTAINS GMOS" on their labels in some of the states, and leave it off in others. Good god, what kind of craziness are these liberal poofs thinking? They'll destroy the only chance these poor upstart kids running these…

um, then Monsanto sues the shit out of you if they can find even one single plant on your property- usually something blown over from your neighbor's Monsanto farm- that has one of their seed strains, and takes your farm. It's a fairly awful company, that is also responsible for the introduction of the carcinogenic…

hey, finally, a Google employee who isn't buying a fucking Alfa-Romeo for once. SIGN ME UP TAYLER (ps I like the unique individuality of the way your mama chose to spell your name)

These fucking alfa-romeo fans always jumping in with this shit. Come on, Jennie. Class it up a little, huh? Take your $89 p/hour and fuck off.

What a life this dude lived. If ever one could say "At least he led a good life"…well, there. I said it. A most interesting man, by all accounts a very kind, decent human being. RIP.

i remember conning the Edison company out of those sweet, sweet gramophone pressed-wax cylinder recordings!

Working at Borders Books (and Music) helped me. I LITERALLY stole thousands of cds and books. Each night we would leave with book-bags FULL of them- some permitted to take (preview discs, publishers copies of books, etc) and some stolen. We single-handedly caused Border's corporate office in Ann Arbor to open a…

I've told this story a few times but here goes again: I met AL after a concert at NYU in the early to mid 90's, when he seemingly had "peaked" and was arguably on a downturn in his career. I was maybe 16,17. After his show we hung out for autographs and one of my female friends managed to flirt a bit with him and we…

i've seen him 3x, about 10 yrs apart from 1990 on. Each show got better. Each experience was different. He is an American Icon and you owe it to him to go. LONG LIVE WEIRD AL!!!

THE HEAD OF FORENSICS IN THE USA is going to be my new TV pilot spec-script title. (Tagline: "You cannot deny the conclusions that it shows…NOW." or, "It's right there…in front of your dumb faces!!!")

Its just like the gay thing. I cannot comprehend that people think anyone "chooses" this for attention, fun, "being different" etc- like it's so much "easier" to come out, be singled out as someone to be hated, beaten up, excised from families, disenfranchised,murdered, bad-mouthed, mocked, insulted, and hate-crimed-…

watched 5 of the SENSE8 episodes, and 5 of the DAREDEVIL episodes. Daredevil is obviously more enjoyable but SENSE8 is growing on me- by the 5th episode I was much more invested than I'd expected to be in episode 2. Also watched POINT & SHOOT, s decent documentary, and HUNGER GAMES MOCKINGJAY PART 1, which was ok,…

whoa, whoa. This one says $109 an hour, and before it's $103 an hour. I smell something fishy here…
but wait. They both made enough to buy those high-demand Alfa Romeos that I keep hearing about. Nevermind. SIGN ME UP!

"And how is your steak" he asked his wife.

my Closed-captioning last night kept saying "DOG BARKING" "DOG BARKING DISTANTLY" "DOG CONTINUES TO BARK" during a Ben/girlfriend scene. I felt that this had to be leading to something, but they never acknowledged or mentioned it. THERE ARE NO DOGS IN WAYWARD PINES EITHER? I feel like it's going to lead to something…

my fucking wife went outside the window of the bedroom we sleep in at 5 am while I was sleeping w/ the window open and started yelling "THE BABADOOK! BABADOOK! BABADOOK!" in that creepy fucking voice to wake me up today. WTF did I marry this woman for? Worst part: She has not even seen the movie, I made the mistake of…

transphobia or just misogynist? This guy sucks on BOTH levels!