Margit is there in particular to try and teach you to not roll spam as early as possible because so many enemies have delays built into their move set. 

Spot on. But it can take so long to get to the point that you understand the timing of a boss’s every single attack and mix-up haha. I challenged myself to try and beat Crucible Knight in the early game with with mainly parries and ripostes (which I’d never done before), and it took me like 6 hours. I was painfully bad…

I’m calm for the first 10 seconds, then I’m rolling for my life. I tend to have to watch a video on how the boss fights work, my brain is in full flight mode in the moment lol.

Stranger of Paradise! I'm ready to kill CHAOS!

Sure thing. I wasn’t sure if you meant the depth of field stuff so I just thought I’d mention the menu option.

You can turn off depth of field but that doesn’t fix what I’m talking about. 

This is such a historically and culturally tone-deaf take for the purpose of being woke. Last humanitarian crisis of this scale was in Rwanda. In 1994. When Donkey Kong Country debuted.

Peace out, dummy. 

You’re right, we should just not care about anything if spotlights can’t always be pointed on every single thing you can think of. Every place on Earth has terrible shit happening, if people caring about any of them is somehow a negative you might be fucked in the head. 

Since when has Nintendo released a war game set in the modern ear which rages war against brown people? If Blue Moon was not so obvious Russia and the game did not start with them invading another country, then maybe your complaint would have some merit. But Advance Wars is a direct parallel to current events. 

Since when did Nintendo publish Call of Duty? 

Dangit. I understand why, but still...

is this really an issue for people? it’s not like a returnal run or something.

Also worth noting that if you get the 64gb version that doesn’t have an ssd, you can add in an nvme 2230 drive for pretty cheap. $15-20 gets you 128gb and $30-40 gets you 256gb. It’s harder to find bigger in this size, but there are options.

Also worth noting that if you get the 64gb version that doesn’t have an ssd, you can add in an nvme 2230 drive for…

The same thing happened to me and that wasn’t a PvP scenario, that was an AI “invader”. Was part of the story. At least it was in my game.

That’s actually impossible in normal gameplay. The hold doesn’t allow invasions or attacks in that area. However, if you jump off the balcony there’s an NPC invader who will try to kill you.

Lordy mercy, you love to see an obvious joke with 2 stars followed by a snarky response that smugly misses the obvious joke with 13 stars.

Or an egg, if you’ve seen Airplane.

Uh...sure. Looks great to me still.

Well none of the runs are endless...