I wouldn’t exactly call that torture. You seem to have a lot of pent up rage.

Not be debbie downer, but survival rates aren’t great for stage 4 throat cancer. Fuck cancer.

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

The fuck?

The NFL tests for marijuana, so instead of inhaling smoke or vapor from a plant, guys choose to put this chemical nightmare into their bodies. Drug policy across the board is broken and incentivizes behavior that leads to awful shit like this.

The sad thing is, Gruden and Zimmer have done the same (arguably more) with less talent.

You are handsome. Don’t worry. It’s just a game.

Yeah this is some Virgin Mary shit ...

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

Makes sense, seeing as both take about 14 shots before they get a point

Stick around for the camera man’s special message for Blair Walsh.

Reached for comment, the fans wife said he regretted not taking the blue pill before the game.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

Let’s not be crazy here. That hit on Antonio was BULLSHIT. Pacman is a) on the Bengals and b) an idiot.

Here is Vontaze Burfict intentionally trying to break/injure Cam Newton’s ankle, after the whistle while on the ground. This guy deserves none of your explanations:

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

Ummm... I’m more concerned about the end of the clip. “Bomb the oil”?!? WTF?!?

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

No.

The conclusion to this analysis does not make sense.

As noted, Hoyer had the most first-half turnovers in over a decade (four); he also played below-average (at best) the last time he played the Chiefs. More importantly, he also played below-average the only other team he faced a good defense this season (the Bengals).…