I can see your house from Canada, pal.

The automakers equivalent of “I totally DO have a girlfriend, she’s in Canada”

The way they say they're being heavily invested in and that they're definitely not on the chopping block tells me they're definitely on the chopping block. 

Classic corporate non-statement.  Chrysler has a bright future with Stellantis until they announce that they are nuking it.  Every $billion corporation would rather nuke a subbrand like Chrysler for $billions in costs over selling it to defray costs.  Why?  I do not know, I just know that $billion corporations love to…

I plan on enduring the next four years the way I did the last time he occupied the White House.  My liver will take another beating, though.

It’s amazing to me that we’re in a world where being intentionally stupid pays more than being smart.

The Accent driver could drive through the massive vehicles

President Musk is a fucking POS and so is his subordinate orange pustule.

So if you do a bunch of dumb bullshit that a truck isn’t designed to do, it breaks. And on that bombshell...

True, the CT is an overpriced POC. So don’t buy one.

True. These “tests” seem hellbent on destroy the vehicles.

Most SV tech at this point is solving problems that aren’t problems.

I’m not trying to pick on you, but there is a certain irony in the fact that you are going to the gym but then won’t walk the 40 paces to your car in the parking lot when you are leaving.

Listen, the U.S. is already going to hell in a handbasket. At least we can get some fun drama out of it from a couple of divorced guys.

Every White House press conference should be clogged with questions about whether Musk’s latest tweet is government policy or not until Trump gets tired of sharing the spotlight.

I believe the hierarchy is: Co-Presidents Musk and Putin, followed by first lady Donald Trump, then Afterthought JD Vance.

Unfortunately, and surely a clear sign that we’ve gone full fascism, Trump will sic his DoJ on anyone and everyone who irks him. This approach with Musk would elicit claps, until it never stops and every Democratic-associated group is likewise implicated in bogus but expensive “sedition” or “terrorism” charges.

One way to get rid of Elon that would be someone respectable would be a real investigation into any of his potential corruption or tax evasion. Happy to see him go to prison.

A lovers quarrel between President Musk and VP Trump?  Oh, how sad.  Maybe Third Lady Vance can get them to make up before the makeup artist leaves for the day.

To *distract* people from knowing the TRUTH!!!! of course!