Elmo still grows a beard that looks like pubes glued to his face, and i can still find that funny. 

““Yes that is me, but I was already arrested for that,””

We know its pure unadulterated bullshit hes throwing out. Dont give this asshole pocket dictator any rope other than enough to hopefully have him go hang himself with.

a nominee for FBI chief whom Musk vocally supported and who has repeatedly vowed to pursue Trump’s enemies, one current and three former DOJ officials said.

Trump ran for president to avoid jail time, so it only makes sense he’d bring along other people looking to avoid punishments.

More like times Infinite

Pretty great and cool that this guy is just openly mocking the fact that he and his companies were under investigation but now that’ll all go away since he bought himself an election.

This X 5 billion.

I’m gonna go dump a box of tea in a harbor, just to be safe.

If he was British SAS or a Commando, he’d have succeeded. And God hekp you all if he’d been in the Ghurkhas. 

He’s proven time and again he doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt. His “drinking water” is much more likely to be something toxic.

tRump and musk are pieces of shit.  Fuck them and their idiot deplorables.

I really hope democracy can survive our impending kleptocracy.

During a September summit, Musk labeled “insane” an EPA inquiry that resulted in SpaceX agreeing to a proposed $148,378 fine for dumping pollutants, which Musk said were actually “drinking water.”

MAGA degens are expressing dismay that their leaders, after getting their votes, are now saying they’re too dumb to hire for good paying high-tech jobs. To be fair, they are too dumb to hire for good paying high-tech jobs, as evidenced by who they voted for. It’s kind of a catch-22 deal - if you were dumb enough to…

The MAGA chuds are starting to splinter between those who value money above all else and those who value bigotry above all else, and I am here for it.

Vice President Trump will do whatever President Musk tells him to do.

I learned this weekend- we know the creep has like 10 kids from 5 or 6 women. But I didn’t know that 8 of 10 are IVF. So he just has a fleet of wombs that he selects to propagate his DNA when he feels like improving humanity, but he doesn’t have to go through the icky parts of romance and stuff. Guy is seriously f’d…

Ugh, why couldn’t the MAGA civil war happen back in October or early November or something? Oh, who am I kidding, they would have still voted Trump, anyway...

Money talks after all, do you think Musk gave Trump $277 million for his health? America has the best politicians money can buy.