in small enough quantities and spread around enough... maybe indefinitely.

It’s amazing what a person can get away with if they just aren’t too greedy or dumb.

While most of us would die of shame or embarrassment, soiling yourself isn’t exactly a disqualifier to the people who vote for these inept cretins. I mean, you had Trump supporters wearing diapers to rallies as a show of support. Now everyone is going to start pissing themselves in solidarity. GOPP = the Grand Old…

This man and his antics very much remind me of the Mountain Dew hillbilly.

For all those libr’uls casting stones I would remind you that your hero Barack Obama wore a brown suit once.

Lest anybody complain about media bias, this story was covered in Rupert Murdoch’s New York Post.

Near Jekyll Island? I guess he couldn’t Hyde from the authorities.

C’mon guys, don’t dunk on this man.  He’s clearly drinking because he still has PTSD from his service in the Confederate army.  Appomattox is still like yesterday to him.

Deplorable, hypocritical behavior.

Came here for the R after his name. Leaving satisfied.

Didn’t even have to click through to know which party he is in and... yup.

Thoughts and prayers to you, Kenny. /s

most likely ahah!

It’s on a laminated card in his wallet.

Can’t wait to see which cabinet position he gets appointed to. 

“An unfortunate incident happened last night. On the advice of my attorney, I cannot discuss the particulars at this time. I am and will continue to cooperate fully with authorities to bring this incident to an appropriate conclusion.”

if that’s not a 1000% generic statement, I don’t know what is.

As if that wasn’t already bad enough, the Tennessean reports the arresting officers claimed in their notes that he urinated on himself during the stop.

An unfortunate incident happened?

An unfortunate incident happened?

Yager? That tracks.