It’s both trying too hard and not enough. SUPER SHINY SEATS? Check. Couldn’t be bothered to vacuum the interior, or at least throw out the garbage behind the passenger seat? Nope! I feel like cocaine might have been involved at some point.

Seats look like they’ve been painted.

More red flags than a Soviet Military Parade, add in that they won’t respond to queries in writing, and it just seems scammier and scammier.

That is all I need to know.

I’m going to say “No Dolphin” as it has flipper writ large upon it. Yeah I know we all go on about why they can’t clean it before listing it but this is a whole new level of shiny. It’s trying too hard and covering up too much. 

This feels sketchier than a da Vinci notebook. The map in the ad centers roughly on a major hospital, which you may need after you wake up missing a kidney. Do I need to say ND?

In college, my fraternity house used to get these boxes full of Axe body spray samples. Someone would take one, tape the spray button down, and throw it in someone’s room while yelling “Axe bomb” as it sprayed all over the victim’s room. This car looks like it needs a “Lysol bomb” or two thrown inside.

Flash! This just in!

People who are exceptional at one thing frequently assume that they must be exceptional at every thing. To make matters worse, we have a society that does everything in its power to back up this delusion. Then, to make matters EVEN worse, we live in a capitalistic hellhole where people don’t even need to ACTUALLY be…

It occurred to me the other day, he’s supposedly this genius.

I think you mean 420 Beeeeelyon Dollars

I use the share button a lot, but not to post to Elmo’s Hindenburg. Good on Sony for ditching that trashheap, though I’m sure it’s because Elmo wanted to charge them One Beeeeelyon Dollars (pinky finger to mouth) to keep doing it.

Air Canada is, bar none, the scummiest and shadiest airline in existence. The people working there are total sociopaths protected by incredibly union-galvanized contracts so they do whatever they want whenever they want to customers. I was with my 8 month old and 2 year old, paid for a row altogether, and they insisted…

There’s a vlogger called Trek Trendy who in business class documented some appalling cabin crew behavior. Such terrible PR. $1445 as compensation is rubbing salt in the wound. Imagine they fucked up that flight too?

Was just about to point this out. The previous story was a week ago, do they not have an internal communication system? I thought Canadians were known for being overly nice, what the F....

I think you are confusing them with the Swiss. In Switzerland, chocolate seems to count as a basic staple, as it is the only thing someone on a non-Swiss income will be able to afford regularly for any length of time.

Both Belgium and Switzerland would like to have a word, Mr. Brewster...

Does it look like that idiot can even pronounce Angela Merkel? Just another stupid entitled person born in America....

That’s legit the saddest thing I’ve read today that doesn’t involve someone dying.

YOU’RE RIGHT about soccer and beer festivals.