This shitstain must NEVER EVER get anywhere near the White House. 

Ah, so DeSantis does understand that his state is on fire.

So they’re admitting Florida = a burning building? Finally something we agree on

To be fair, Florida is a burning building, these dumb fucks just don’t realize they're the ones who lit and are pouring gas on the fire

Even the dog knows that:

this is not fine

Am I wrong or is this seriously the only way Jezebel is memorializing Paul Reubens? Please tell me I missed something.

So, Elon couldn’t keep it up? Figures.

X marks the douchebag.

Talk about burying the lede. You describe the sign as “disastrous,” “enormous,” “blinding,” and a “brightly lit [sic] eyesore,” but you didn’t mention that it was FLASHING. That’s a whole other level of nope.

Hours?

Looks like Elon Musk has just been X’d.

They could have started the paperwork and finances while he waited. It does not take 2 weeks to look over vehicke. 

We’ve lost Pee Wee, Jambi, and Kap’n Karl, the three primary folks who conceived the original show, along with Edie McClurg and John Moody.

Pull my fingers.

Damn. That sucks ass. Pee-wee’s Big Adventure is one of my favorite movies, as is Mystery Men. I think the phrase one of a kind gets thrown around a lot, but he earned it. Never was, never will be anyone else like him.

Dammit.

If it was an SAE level 4 car, then the “driver” cannot be at fault. This is not a L4 car.

Uber disabled Volvo’s AEB system because it conflicted (or might have conflicted) with their own AEB system.

“It later came out that Uber had removed a “key fail-safe” that likely could have prevented her death because it braked too frequently, and the company was under pressure to keep up with rival Waymo.”