Next lawsuits.....paving company for not using a grippier pave materiel, parking lot/road engineers for not adding in appropriate calculations and measurements for 100mph driving, God/Allah/Vishnu/Buddah/Ra, for creating the tree........

“the seatbelt met all legal safety standards.”

I vote we install Cleese in Assad’s place, a little make up and the similarities are close enough, no one will notice :-P

Interesting unit......

Youre not the only one, I see abosuletly no correlation between soviet blandness and at least 2 bright happy colors.

Tape stripes and spoilers.......its late 70’s performance all over again.

Lol, I guess theres still time to fill the bucket list :v

Gold!

Ok, the badgers part had me rolling! :-P

EGGsactly.......

Bourdain has quite the history of substance use.....”

Job security? :-P

Loaded weight: 122,400 lb....imagine swinging a really fat guy around fast, thats a lot of gitrth being twisted in ways not wanted

More than liekly warped the main spar(s) and/or fuselage beyond acceptable safety margins.

Yes....yes indeed.

OMG...Im dyin!

Our defence minister probably does realize it, but its more a matter of how much Trudork will stifle his ability to do whats needed.

Borrowing Your last paragraph....its awesome :)

Radiation...a lil goes a long way, doesnt it.....