He reportedly drinks a dozen Diet Cokes a day, ordered using a button on his desk.

I’m glad to have aged out of that 25-30 ish year old zone where you get stuck going to five weddings per year. It got to where I was judging them entirely by ceremony length. Anything under 10 minutes was acceptable, 10-20 was either almost acceptable or pushing it, 20+ was unacceptable. Had one buddy whose clocked…

The giant expanding banner across the top...the auto-play videos, the gutter ads. And to top it all off, the sponsored posts (which don’t get blocked). I’ve seen days where it’s three sponsored posts in a row on the scroll. And been tricked into commenting on them!

Sloppy Steve predicted this when he said he was going to run for President. Could he have done this as Trump’s friend? Of course not.

Real men eat 5 Filets-O-Fish in one sitting.

all of the post-election, data-driven reporting on the election has shown that not-poor white people elected Trump, not the “economically insecure.” so yes, it is pretty fucking stupid to use that phrase in this context.

I imagine Bannon in some underground bunker up in Michigan, eating a cold can of beans opened with a bowie knife and wearing borrowed camo, listening to his hosts proclaim how wonderful he is just before they all go out and machine gun a deer.

Cutesy wedding shit (choreographed dances, lip dubs, raps, what have you) is a scourge in general. This best man did everyone a favor by keeping it simple and classy.

I remember before the election the comment sections around here were “lol trump is going to lose and he needs to just accept it and there is obviously no Russian interference.” Followed quickly, once he won, by “omg we won’t accept this! There was clearly Russian interference! #resist!!!!!!!!!”

It’ s not just the videos. Load the site without an adblocker and it’s fucking horrendous. The normal empty whiteness is encased in shit. My blocker is currently showing 31 blocked ads.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site?

He will be writing Tom Clancy style thrillers in a couple of months and be doing very well at it. That’s my best bet.

No offense, but “Steve Bannon’s career is over” seems like a pretty terrible take. Oh no, he’s not on the board of Breitbart anymore! Come on. He could get booked on any cable news hour he wanted tomorrow or any time for years to come. He could tweet or say any number of things and immediately make headlines and…

Winner, winner, chicken dinner. One of the best pieces of advice I ever got when getting my first job was show up on time and do what you are asked. You’d be amazed how many people can’t do those two things.

SEE ALSO: the Jeffrey Epstein case

This is the best deconstruction of a terrible article I’ve seen recently.

Even people who don’t care about grades can manage a C-average.

Sounds like something a D-plus student.would say...

“This last point especially comes through with consistency: Firings are not nearly enough.”