Yeah, that's them shit modern balls innit. Beach balls is all they are. That goal was really nothing to do with the actual quality of the strike.

Ah, Browns fans. Celebrating the victory of being the favorite in a game.

Oh great, the Devils are the only team to top the 30 Year Old Avg (by a full year), which includes 4 of their top 7 defensemen being under 23. And they don't even have that fat dinosaur Brodeur to age them up...

The Devils should be a very good team indeed.

Who's Had Enough of Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj Performing 'Flawless'?

"Bullshit." - Irish Catholics everywhere

Yes, you do. Deductions are 100% deductible (not a credit), unless you're giving away a huge amount of your income (50% or more, in most cases).

So...they are holding an event in a minority cultural center to try and build a relationship with a minority community. I don't think that's how irony works...

Just as we can't let a bunch of prudish idiots who look at a circle-jerk on a pot and come up with 'folk dance' because 'dudes' fucking' it too much for them to process, we also can't decided that a passionate relationship that results in impassioned responses must be a gay one because it suits our own cultural image…

Apropos of nothing, but we can't really say if Achilles and Patroclus were lovers or not. Scholarship is kind of divided (or at least collectively throwing their hands up in an 'I don't know' gesture.) There's nothing that really overtly indicates they're lovers like having sex or declaring their feelings, and we just…

Well, if he needs rough sex on a strict time table, I have a nice sized hornet's nest in my back yard. He can go at it like he'll hope there's no tomorrow. It can be the roughest, tingling delight!

What the hell is European style?

That would all make sense if we ignored Real's recent history and how they conduct business, which is to say, they're business first and a soccer club second. They've had a revolving door of coaches, no playing philosophy to speak of, and relatively little silverware considering the investment into the squad. So it's…

Can tattoos be over now that more millenials have them than do not? As a Gen Xer, I feel bad for my peers to felt to need to individuate themselves based on their appearance. Everyone gets old, and now these people, once they've graduated from the narcissism of their youth, look like idiots either because they are…

But great players are often terrible coaches. Yes Isiah L. Thomas, I see you.

Counterpoint: England also has coaching licenses.

Considering the US model allowed Charlie Weis and Andy Reid to pretend to be coaches, I'm not dissing the Spanish model at all.

Using Zlatan as a comparison is a mistake. He is my favorite player ever, but please remember, not too long ago, he was the top goalscorer in the Serie A for Inter in 2009-10, and was sold to Barcelona. Those funds were reinvested into Milito, Eto'o, Sneijder, Lucio, and Thiago Motta. Inter went on to beat Chelsea,…

Speaking as a Chinese guy, allow me to take a whack at the PC police. I ain't even mad.