Browse the internet on a PC, as God intended!

The next "Great Job, Internet!" will be a link to this "Great Job, Internet!".

Nah, it all started going downhill when polyphony came in.

That depends strongly on your definition of "life".

It went to 50XXX (fifth season of DS9, third of VGR) then 51XXX, etc.

1987 was stardate 41XXX. We should be on stardate 71XXX now.

Larry Skywalker and that weird bear.

Gorillas are the best animals.

I might have to go with "I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night)" by the Electric Prunes.

Didn't ? prophesy that he will perform "96 Tears" in the year 10,000, or something like that? Good song, though.

Oh, if only trumpster fire could sing do anything with any semblance of competence.

I mean, why would anyone every not use a superlative, right? They're the best adjectives.

He performs a racist sketch in blackface to motivate his base, and when it's over . . . the blackface won't come off!

Explains the pipe they were smoking, too.

Why wouldn't people eat breakfast cereal anymore?

Good for you!

As one of said people, this is true. Cooking is, to me, an obscure, almost mystical art. Of course, I realize that it is something I could in principle learn to do, but there's a high potential barrier to overcome before getting there. I'm also lazy, and there are always other things I'd rather be doing than…

I just froze a lot of ictthyosaurus fillets back in the early Jurassic, when I had an inkling they might be on the way out. Glad I did! They go well with pteranodon egg omelettes, but I ran out of those in the upper Eocene, so I've been using archaeopteryx eggs lately instead.

Coverage of an election looks like coverage of an election. What the hell's going on?

Sure, but at least a pound of gold still weighs less than a pound of feathers. (It really does! There are two different kinds of pound!)