I do wine sales in Augusta during Masters Week, and I really hope this guy shows up so I can tell him how poorly his wine sells.

Lancelot: C’EST MOI, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

FAILING KIDS CHOICE AWARDS HAVE WORST RATINGS IN YEARS. NO MORE MIXING POLITICS AND BLIMPS! ALSO,  THUG JOHN CENA’S PAST SUPPORT OF VIOLENCE. INVESTIGATE?

Ooh, that ain’t strange. I’d let him take a bite out of me any day. “Let” being the key word here.

JK dude’s kinda odd. 

I use the thought of an old guy announcer saying “major dunkage” to postpone ejaculation. 

I don’t know a single conservative who would read, let alone own and prominently display on their bookshelf, Infinite Jest.

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Weinstein: You’re not saying -
Mcgowan: No.
Weinstein: No, eh? Eh? Like say -
Mcgowan: No.
Weinstein: We’re not talking as if-
Mcgowan: No!
Weinstein: As if, no, as if this was -
Mcgowan: NO!
Weinstein: Wait, wait, you stupid fucking -

As a MSM, I often get speed bumps after having sex.

A’thankya!

Script was on Black List 2017. It was good, and a truly fascinating story.

To be fair, POTUS might just think that Guantanamo Bay is a resort where he can hang up phony TIME Magazine covers.

Hopefully they delivered enough bootstraps for everyone on the island to pull themselves up by.

Truly! Heather Graham is hilarious, and I hope she gets a starring comedy role again soon.

She’s one of the few writers that gets the hair standing up on my arms. I even love when i disagree with her! She was so surgically provocative, and you always knew where she was coming from. 

One of the voices most sadly missing from the conversation is Dworkin. There’s lots of deceased thinkers out there whose perspectives would be important at the moment.

My big point of contention with the ending was that Luke’s cyborg hand didn’t make a big CLANG when he volatilized into The Force. Did he take off his metal arm pre-Doppelgänger projection, or was it a part of him for so long that it was an extension of his self in the eyes of The Force?

Questions, questions. 

Blame It On The Rain!!

I don’t think enough people are talking about her description of him shoving his fingers down her throat. That’s a straight-up James Deen rough porn move. That’s what I can’t get out of my head. 

“Sex Pest” of course was the porno parody of the John Leguizamo classic “The Pest” starring actual sex pest pedo Jeffrey Jones. I forgot my point. 

As a mannish person in their late-20s with a legion of psychological issues, I can attest to this.