It’s a Catholic school, so sinful behavior, however much, followed by forgiveness is how it works.

I want JK Rowling to see that Amber Heard PSA and hopefully rethink the casting of Johnny Depp in the Fantastic Beasts series.

She does commercials for Bud Light. She’s gonna be alright.

Millionaires and billionaires

Whoa whoa whoa, absolutely no need to put David Foster Wallace on that list in a disparaging manner.

As natural as raw almonds, baby. Nah, it wasn’t a bragging thing in my mind. I just wanted everyone to know that I tried to be more healthy that I could’ve. Cause I’m chubby.

But... I haven’t finished this season of ‘westworld.’

Anyone else been ill all day? I feel like I have a combination of mono, being left at the altar, and kicked in the groin. Exercise helped. And I’m super proud of myself for only eating ONE pint of Ben and Jerry’s vegan Chunky Monkey.

Today Is Not About Me
by Ait Fetterolf

Challah Jones maybe?

So far this year, I’ve sided with both Megyn Kelly AND the NCAA in ethical matters. Gracious.

Like lukewarm hollandaise.

“In my day, Jagerbombs were made with horse piss and crushed-up amphetamines.”

Boy that guy was sure wearing his special underwear today.

Counterpoint: Better than another debate.

As long as there’s still a crossword on Sundays...

The 2nd half should definitely be ‘Bud’ light

I know this isn’t the point, but Khloe is gorgeous.

Or the more obvious cheddar/pitching pun.

Funny, I’d think he’d be right at home with a rodent.