I've said this before but …. I am NOT going to deal with cable companies and all their shenanigans, and streaming is not an option with WiFi (I've tried it.)  Also, as has been mentioned by many, Netflix's title inventory on DVD far surpasses that of its streaming content (and will for a while yet), so for me sticking…

Maine? You're gonna want a lobster gun.  Those backwoods lobsters can get big and nasty.

"How'd it get melted??!  HOW'D IT GET MELTED??! … Killing me won't bring back your stupid fudgesicle!!!"

"Amy Winehouse: R.I.P."

Call me old-fashioned, but it's #2 for me.

Noooooooooooooooo!

Drugs are only a temporary solution. So remember to take them every day.

Lucas is just beaming edits into her brain so that she remembers her life the way it should have been, had they had the budget and technology at the time.

He's been drinking a lot of nerve tonic to bulk up for the company softball game.

"They were dead all along!"

Milch tends to do that too but in both cases it's worth watching nonetheless.  People didn't talk like Shakespeare's characters either, but we watch for the overall awesomeness that the writer put into the work.

Tired: "Dow 36,000"
Wired: "Dow 3,600"

Aren't all their songs six hours long?

Super-Adventure Club President?

I thought it was because there was a lone psycho out there who only preys on the middle class.

28 Likes has to be a new record.

That's giving TLC too much credit.  You're assuming network suits have a higher than single-digit i.q.

I know there's a joke in here somewhere about that Dateline NBC guy but I'm too lazy to work it out.  Someone else can have it.

Nothing good to be said about the Dutch.  Notice that a "dutch treat" (where each person pays his own tab) is really NO treat at all?  And a "dutch auction" — start high and work your way down? Yeah right.  "Dutch door?" — There's a winner, if you happen to be Mr. Ed. And watch out for those Pennsylvania "Dutch";…

If bestiality were illegal wouldn't they have to arrest animals for having sex with each other?