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He didn't realize the bus was taking him … TO HIS OWN FUNERAL!

Break into the Harvey Pekar Museum?

The bus didn't have a Dharma Initiative logo on it, did it?

You better believe that's a stabbing.

Yeah, because we're Americans … knives can't penetrate our flesh and rip up our insides at all!

"There was a ferry that capsized and survivors describe walking through the dining room and seeing people just sitting at the chairs while the water was rising up to the tabletops."

Now THAT'S the Boreanaz we all know and love.

That would be fine, but it's not just the sexual aspect of the crime. Even castrated the dude could still do a lot of damage.  It would make more sense to limit his destructive ability by, say, lopping off one or both hands Muslim style.  He'd live, couldn't hurt anyone (realistically) and would have plenty of time to…

To add to the irony … I worked on the set of Seagal's "Black Dawn" crapfest a few years ago and was underwhelmed with him in general.  We barely exchanged two words the whole time and he had an attitude far outstripping his talents (I know, occupational hazard in the business.)  I recall him having two big black dogs…

Believe it or not, that fucker Seagal actually had a big brouhaha with a friend of mine about a year ago and ended up getting my friend put in the joint.  Seagal storms the guy's house (Phoenix area) with a whole sheriff's posse, doing his usual shit for the cameras, and had my buddy arrested.  Like it was…

Those chickens could at least have been used for food, fer chrissakes.

Unfortunately illegal is illegal. Many of these people are also charged with forgery and identity theft. That's not so funny for the ones who had their identity used without their knowledge. It's not Arpaio's fault that most of the arrested people are "brown" as they don't get very many illegal Scandinavian workers in…

Therefore, fuck the 2nd Amendment because the only way to be SURE something won't get taken away from you in a given situation is to ban you from having it in the first place.

I hope you went out and got all Charles Bronson on the perpetrators.

How do you know him getting assraped and killed in prison isn't going to help anybody?  It might be necessary for him to equalize his karma, for one thing, possibly saving him from several incarnations in the hell realms. That would be worth it.  Not to mention serving as a deterrent to other wannabes.

I just want to FLAG all the pussies that wasted time asking how to flag this moronic post instead just, you know, flaming the hell out of him like we used to do on the old AVC.

"May he never harm another person and die alone."

Actually I would have preferred if a Colombiana ad had been staring back at me for the past two weeks because I am really sick of Paul Rudd staring at me with that doe-eyed look of his.